How deap is your pussy?

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Helms stop calling me...I'm busy today and I can't have you calling me every hour. Mine is so big right now, that I think I have a few penises lost in me still...My pussy has been nicknamed the black hole.

Well I'm thinking about getting some beaded curtains sewn on to cover my pusy. Makes it more appealing....kinda like the grand entrance. Some guy that lives in the alley behind my work said he'll do it for free.

In reply to:Five Explorers Losts Searching for CervixAP - An international team of five explorers was lost searching for Amada's cervix yesterday, FEMA officials reported. The explorers were equiped with GPS navigational aids, but it is feared that that the satellite signals were unable to penetrate the great depths being explored. While vacationing on his Texas ranch, President Bush said, "This is the most complifimicated thing I've ever heard. Wasn't 'Baby Jessica' lost there too?" Later that day, Bush press secretary Scott McLellan clarified the president's remarks, insisting the Bush does indeed know the difference between Amanda and the city of Midland.

DlvryrnI'd like to buy her some vowels...then we can do a vowel resection.Headlines seen on fake Pravda, Yahoo News:"Massive rallies sweep across Kyrgyzstan over election fraud, vowel shortage""Despite dangerous shortage of vowels, the president of Kyrgyzstan refuses to declare state of emergency""'E heluhelu kakou' -- Kyrgyzstan's missing vowels showing up in Hawaii after free-trade agreement"One of the funniest things I ever read was in The Onion some years ago, about the U.S.'s emergency airlift of vowels to Eastern Europe, to alleviate the dangerous shortage. I couldn't dig it up, but the current issue has these headlines:"Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina""U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons""Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory"In the editorial section..."What Has Our Society Come To When March Of The Penguins Is The Blockbuster Hit Of The Summer?""They Called Me Crazy When I Switched Shampoos, But Who's Crazy Now?"

Just great, now everyone knows about it! President Bush's penis didn't get lost..he could barely reach two inches in me. Helms I might take your offer up on the beads. I like the glass ones with the sharp edges.

Dont know, and I really dont care I'm not about to stick a ruler up myself o_o

Are you that pixel along the sand?

Interesting question but I think I'm afraid to even know what that average depth (or deapth as the poster calls it) would be. Hell, I have a hard enough time from worrying if I've pleased a woman as it is and would really be paranoid if I knew I was 15 inches shy of the "end of the tunnel". Maybe next time I ejaculate into my girlfriend I'll time how long it take for the semen to make its way back out...there has to be some kind of formula to measure by this method. LoL

Go Ask Alice: How deep is the average vagina, and does it elongate when something's in it? (Columbia University)

"Ouch, that's a little too deep" Okay, now I feel better about myself since I hear this a lot.

well i didn't take any link off of the posts, but it seems as if i can reach my back of my wife's pussy. it's only in one position tho, when she's on her back w/ her legs up on my shoulders as i'm on top of her pounding away. in that position i can somtimes feel my head hit somthing, enough of that and i'm blowing my load away! i donno if it's cuz she's bent up that inside kinda bends off too or what?

How big are you?

I honestly dont know how long I am in inches. I know that i fit all of a figners length in me and more of course, sometimes if I push far enough I can touch the tip of my uteris, that lip. I would guess about 8 to 9 inches. I also know that at times my boyfriend can penitrate me and he often goes so far in me that I can feel him touch my lip. Once it even hurt, he says he's about 8 inches. How can the rest of you be soooo big in inches, am I wrong in my guess? lol >.?

> 8 to 9 inches

Either you have really long fingers, or your hand and wrist are also going in.

> he says he's about 8 inches

And I'm the King of England.

It's definetly getting deeper with age is all I have to say

How big are you?about 7 inches.maybe her uterus is the thing i felt i was hitting. no i didn't get THAT deep for her to say it hurt but i could feel. a difference on my head. havn't done that in a while, but i gotta try it again.

deep enough to be happy with it. any one has complaints they can walk!!!

haha, true! i don't any girl would be "too shallow" in that area.

i thought that they were all 9 inches well my thery just got shot out of the water

I have been having sex with my gf for 8 months and she cannot take more than 6 inches. I wish she was deeper.