Has anyone ever done an Angry pirate (youre fucking a girl doggy style, you take your dick out before you cum and she turns around to ask what happened then you cum in her eye ball and kick her in the shin where she will dance around like a peg legged patch-eyed pirate going 'ARGH!!!!!!') or Mung (you kill a girl, bury her, three days later you dig her up and have a freind jump on her stomach while you eat her out so all of her bodily fluids come crashing down onto your face)? I haven't done either, but I'm sure they're great!
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Angry Pirate or Mung
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so basically you found to weird sexual fetish terms somewhere and wanted to say them. -sigh- no i have done neither. and i never intend to. you will get the same response from everyone else as well
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don't start crap here
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I perfer 3 day dead men over 3 day dead woman.
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omfg hahaha I havn't laughed that hard yet today hahahathanks for makin my day
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lol, I try!
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It was funny, that's why I said it, not because of it's real use.
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well then why didnt yo ask if anyone had ever HEARD OF a angry pirate or mung, instead of asking if they'd actually done
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Because then it would be less funny. The reason I stated such absurd and bizzar sexual acts was becuase they are inherantly funny. Coupled with the fact that I am wondering if anyone has actually DONE them (even more absurd), should make it more humorous.
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I already said I perfer men instead of women who are 3 days deceased- shouldn't that tell you something?
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i found them both to be 'hilarious', but that is mainly because i know that someone, somewhere has done these things, and it does sicken me"In a universe with infinite possibilities, why does everyone still keep on doing the same thing?"
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I thought the same thing. I asked my friend if he ever tried having "angry pirate" with a girl right after I read that post. lol
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I understand that. The angry pirate should make you laugh, the other should make you scared. That's how I intended it.
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They made me think much less of the poster's intelligence.
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good god, where do you people find this shit? i'll admit, the first was kinda funny, so long as im not the one its being done to, be the second? come on thats just sick...ugh like a sadistic horror movie...
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Lets have a quarrel , then shall we? Do you bit your thumb at me , sir?Eh, I don't think my posting of that makes me seem any less intelligent. You seem like a regular Rhodes scholar yourself, what University did you go to, the College of Duh... ? Thats right, I said college of Duh.Deal with it.No I'm serious.Really, I'm bored. Stop reading now!!!!! I'm going to go make a sandwich.That was a mighty-fine sandwich.I hate you.
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Yea, that helped...
