Angry Pirate or Mung

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well then why didnt yo ask if anyone had ever HEARD OF a angry pirate or mung, instead of asking if they'd actually done

Because then it would be less funny. The reason I stated such absurd and bizzar sexual acts was becuase they are inherantly funny. Coupled with the fact that I am wondering if anyone has actually DONE them (even more absurd), should make it more humorous.

I already said I perfer men instead of women who are 3 days deceased- shouldn't that tell you something?

i found them both to be 'hilarious', but that is mainly because i know that someone, somewhere has done these things, and it does sicken me"In a universe with infinite possibilities, why does everyone still keep on doing the same thing?"

I thought the same thing. I asked my friend if he ever tried having "angry pirate" with a girl right after I read that post. lol

I understand that. The angry pirate should make you laugh, the other should make you scared. That's how I intended it.

They made me think much less of the poster's intelligence.

good god, where do you people find this shit? i'll admit, the first was kinda funny, so long as im not the one its being done to, be the second? come on thats just sick...ugh like a sadistic horror movie...

Lets have a quarrel , then shall we? Do you bit your thumb at me , sir?Eh, I don't think my posting of that makes me seem any less intelligent. You seem like a regular Rhodes scholar yourself, what University did you go to, the College of Duh... ? Thats right, I said college of Duh.Deal with it.No I'm serious.Really, I'm bored. Stop reading now!!!!! I'm going to go make a sandwich.That was a mighty-fine sandwich.I hate you.

Yea, that helped...