Lubes around the house.

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Does anyone know of any good lubes I can find around the house?Sides' lotion.

vegetable oil,soap,spit,water ect ect

I've never really liked lube for masturbation but when I was younger I really like conditioner to masturbate with when in the shower.

try lotion

DO NOT USE OIL OR SOAP. It will burn you for a fact.Pure hair conditioner (not 2-in-1 with shampoo) works and feels great.

i've used both,and they never burn.

You used some that have low pH.

ya i use conditioner to when i use lube at all but thats only in the shower ,and i only masturbate in my parents shower (the head in the other one is either way to strong or way to weak and theres is perfect)

What was the brand name and the pH Level of it; if you know.

well it was Suave humectant,but the ph idk

What about for girls?

Hmm, doesn't sound safe, If you find out tell me.

eh ive been usin it for a few weeks not a single problem so i would think not

Well, i should know whats in it atleast, i dont want any allergies now do i:D

well i guess i got a lil to frisky with myself were out lol to tell the truth i think it was actually making my penis skin softer lol

Lol! Atleast you can tell the girl you cleaned it nicely for her, that's a bonus!

LOL well ya i guess,hmm i wonder if they make specially made penis soap that leaves it fresh feeling,fresh smelling and most importantly of all fresh tasting! either strawberry or mint or......BACON hell ya bacon flavored penis lol

Hmmmm Bacon! Though i do not like the iade of my penis smelling like pork, it may come in handy! What if a dog smells it and ...you know!

plays fetch? lol nah i would think pork would be pretty off putting to a girl so we'll stick to strawberry and such lol

That will make 'her' smell like strawberry too! That way we can 'eat' strawberry!!