I'm going to college in September and was wondering if i should bring my porn with me or not
Thanks thats one suitcase i won't have to pack
yeah dude, what the hell are you thinking, you cant leave your porn behind!
duh havent you ever heard the saying? "never leave a man behind!" even if thats a bunch of your dead special men on a crusty page lol no i would just say if its enough get a trunk with a lock
When pigs mate, is it called Shake 'n' Bacon? or Porking the other white meat?
Yes, you should. For 4 reasons:
1. When you masturbate you release stress, stress is bad and can effect your grades and therefore for your grades sake and your future career doing whatever you want to do, bring the porn with you!
2. Like in prison, there are common currencies. In prison its cigarettes. In college, it’s porn. You can use it for the exchange of many useful things.
3. It's an easy way to make friends and break the ice.
4. If you possibly can, try and star in it. Your peeps will respect you!
<i> "Feck off,</i> I'm angry!"
porn is the one thing i will never leave for college without.
"You tried and you failed, the moral is never try." - Homer J. Simpson