The ultimate sex survey

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...if ur bored as hell!

Do you like it rough or sensual?
rough

Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?
both

How often do you like to have sex?
atleast once a day

Is sex a top priority for you?
hell yeah

Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
most of the time

How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
haha often

How do you feel about one night stands?
no strings attatched:)

How many one night stands have you had?
haha how r u suppose to keep track of that?

What's your favorite position?
69

Where's your favorite place to have sex?
dont care

Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
fuck

Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
many times

How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?
i have to foreplay to see if the person is good enough, lmao!

Do you get off first or do they?
if its a chick usually me
its its a dude normally them

Do you like kissing during sex?
yeah

Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?
yeah im pretty loud

Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?
loud is all the more exciting

Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?
yeah for both

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
thirteen

How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
haha umm not sure

What does your favorite fore-play include?
blowjobs!

Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
yeah if they suck

Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
randoms mostly

Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
yeah, i love it, but i prefer to give

When and where was your wildest sex ever?
haha man idk

What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
fuckin a teacher on their desk

Have you ever done porn?
my own, MANY times

Have you ever have sex for money?
yeah

Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
naw

Is the sex still good when your cheating?
ive never cheated, believe it or not haha

During sex... what are you thinking about?
depends

Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
top

How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
as many as i can get

Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?
naw if they dont like it they can leave

Could you live without sex?
no way

How often do you find sex boring?
if their boring

How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
depends on how good it is

Do you like to perform oral sex?
fucking love it

Do you like to recieve oral sex?
fucking love it!

Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
MANY times

Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
all of the above, I think the most was seven

Have you ever had interracial sex?
mhm

Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
haha many people, parents, brother, sister, teachers, friends, strangers

Have you ever had sex while at work?
yeah

Have you ever had sex while at school?
yeah

What is something that you would never consider doing?
eating an ass hole

Have you ever had sex on drugs?
no

Would you ever have sex in public?
many times

What's your biggest turn on?
big tits and big dicks and rock hard abs

Do you spit or swallow?
swallow

How many times have you gotten off in one night?
oh man like five times i guess

Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
oh yeah

Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
next to, he was fucking too

Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
a few times, but not while they were together

Do you ever have sex in the shower?
yeah, probably my favorite place

What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
in a room in a funeral home hahaha

What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
i think 23 years

Do you feel your up to par in bed?
oh yeah

Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
fuck yeah

What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
when i lost my virginity i came right when i went in lmao

How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
ur never too young to fuck:)

Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?
naked

Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?
yeah

Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
yeah

What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
in a classroom while the class was next door watching a science experiment, haha i was having my own experiment i guess

Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
i love road head
but actual sex in cars isnt to comfortable

Do you were protection as often as you should?
everytime

Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
naw

If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? yeah, many times

Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
older, more experienced

What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?
dicks-eight inches
tits - double ds of course

Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?
yeah i dont like it much

Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
yeah

Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
naaw

If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?
zac efron

How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? haha often How many one night stands have you had?haha how r u suppose to keep track of that?How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? haha umm not sureHave you ever done porn? my own, MANY timesHave you ever have sex for money? yeahHave you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? all of the above, I think the most was sevenHow old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? ur never too young to fuck:)For a young boy, you seen to get around a lot.What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? in a classroom while the class was next door watching a science experiment, haha i was having my own experiment i guessThis survey was almost believeable...until you said that.

All I kept thinking was, this boy is a walking STD waiting to happen. Yuck!

If that's a joke, get a life. And if that's for real, get some help. That's friggin' disgusting and really sad, especially since you're just a kid. Ugh, just reading that made me sick.

pretty much why i hardly ever post here bc yall dont believe half the shit
oh well

Dude, go get yourself tested. Although, it would be unbelieveable (yet good news) that you haven't caught anything!

[quote=hotassmofo]...if ur bored as hell!Do you like it rough or sensual? Both. Depends on the mood. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?Opposite. How often do you like to have sex? Once or twice a week. I've found that if you have too much, it actually gets boring and feels almost compulsory. Is sex a top priority for you? Sure. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? I switch it up. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Never... Not that its never happened in the past, 'cause it has. How do you feel about one night stands? They are a bad idea for any number of reasons. How many one night stands have you had?3 or 4, maybe. What's your favorite position? I really like picking the girl up and just going to town. But, I like a lot of positions. Narrowing it down is kind of difficult. Where's your favorite place to have sex? Wherever the mood is right, so long as it is somewhat comfortable. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Both.Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yes, but its kind of cheesy. How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? 10-20 minutes.Do you get off first or do they? The girl. Do you like kissing during sex? Definitely. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? I moan quitely, she needs a pillow to block the screams of thronging passion. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? I feed off of her emotion. I can't stand a girl who is too quiet. I have actually faked an orgasm (I'm a male, probably not typical) because I have no motivation. A really loud screamer is annoying too because she is faking to some degree. I don't like women to be disingenuous about it. Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? I usually get compliments that my member is really nice. I don't really care if a girls has small, medium or large breasts. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 12 the very first time, which is kind of hard to count because neither of us knew what the hell we were doing. I was either 18-19 after that one time. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? One. I'm married now. What does your favorite fore-play include? Cunnilingus... It is better to give, than receive. Do you ever play with yourself during the act? Sometimes, during sessions of mutual masturbation. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? One person. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? Once... Hated it. The anus is an exit-only orifice. And I'm really not interested in having crap on my dick. When and where was your wildest sex ever? Either on a semi-crowded beach or in a drive-thru carwash. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? Fucking my wife from behind while she's in a French Maid outfit. Does it still count as a fantasy if we've done that?Have you ever done porn? Interestingly enough, no, I haven't. Have you ever have sex for money? I've been offered money by homosexuals. Never done it, never will. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? I don't have to. Is the sex still good when your cheating? I used to be a manwhore in my younger days... No, it isn't. You might as well knock the shit off or let her go. During sex... what are you thinking about? Having sex. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? I really like to be in control of the tempo, so on top. But on the bottom is cool every now and again. How many positions do you like to do during one episode? As many as possible. Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? Of course. I'm not happy unless she's happy. I get off on her getting off. Like I said earlier, if the girl is not in to it, it totally kills it for me. Could you live without sex? Yes, I could physically live without it, but I sure wouldn't like it.How often do you find sex boring? My wife and I are very sexually compatible after six years of marriage. Its never boring. But I have been with some snoozers in the past. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? I have personally cummed 5 times in one session, and the other girl over 30 times. That's a rarity, but its happened before. Usually, though, like 15-45 minutes. Do you like to perform oral sex? I love it! I'm not happy unless I give it. Do you like to recieve oral sex? Not as much as most guys, from what I gather. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?Never. But I would like to. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? Never. I've honestly never been that interested. I think if I were single, I would do it just for the sake of the experience. But I won't die if I never do. Have you ever had interracial sex? Lots! I have been with Hawaiians, Welch, Hatian, Jewish, Latina, etc, etc... The only race I've never slept with was Indian, Native American, and Asian. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? Back when I was a salacious asshole, I was caught fucking my friends girlfriend. Yeah... Wasn't pretty. Have you ever had sex while at work? No, but there have been opportunities. Have you ever had sex while at school? No. What is something that you would never consider doing? Bondage, homosexual acts, pedophilia, zoophilia, etc, etc. I'm a freak, not a phreak. Have you ever had sex on drugs? Yes. Like, one time maybe. Would you ever have sex in public? A couple of times in my younger days.What's your biggest turn on? Just a beautiful, down-to-earth girl, not afraid of her sexuality.Do you spit or swallow? Neither. I'm not gay. How many times have you gotten off in one night? Five.Would you let other people watch you have sex live? Only if I wasn't married. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? No. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? Doh! Do you ever have sex in the shower? Heh... 2 days ago.What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? These questions are kind of redundant. Probably in car wash or on an elementary school picnic bench. What was the biggest age difference with a partner? I was 19, she was 38. Do you feel your up to par in bed? Yes, but there is ALWAYS room for improvement. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70? Shit, I hope so... What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? Probably when a chick queefs and she gets all weirded out. It doesn't bother me because its not exactly a function she can control. But it kind of kills the mood for the girls sometimes. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? Under 18. The law is there for a reason. Even that may be too young. Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed? Naked Have you ever done it at your grandparent's? Heh... Yeah.Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?Suprisingly, no. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? Holy crap, man! How many fuckin' times are you gonna ask that same question, just phrased slightly differently?Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? I like the spontaneity of it, but its not exactly the most comfortable place. Do you were protection as often as you should? My wife has no cervix... No more condoms for me! However, if you aren't in that situation, no glove, no love. winks Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? Shit, not that I know of. I hope not. If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Never. First of all, its immoral, its illegal, and young girls are pathetic in bed. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? I like both, so long as they aren't too old, or too young. 22-45 is a good age range. What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)? 7 inch cock, C-cup breasts.Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?I've enjoyed handcuffing or tying hands to a bed post. Beyond that, anything that involves inducing pain is retarded. People that are in to that need some psychological counseling. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? Eh... Not so much pity, but sure, we've all gone "hoggin" once or twice. (Sorry, that was crass). Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? That's tough to narrow down because different girls bring different elements to it. If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be? There is this French Victoria Secret's model that I've always liked. I can't remember her name.

Do you like it rough or sensual? Depends on the dayDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?OppositeHow often do you like to have sex? Whanever I can Get itIs sex a top priority for you? YupDo you have sex face to face with your partner? most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? NeverHow do you feel about one night stands? WrongHow many one night stands have you had?NoneWhat's your favorite position? Reverse CowgirlWhere's your favorite place to have sex? The BAthtub :PDo you prefer to make love or fuck? Depends on the dayHave you ever watched porn while having sex? nopeHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Depends but usually like 10 minsDo you get off first or do they? I do! Ladies FirstDo you like kissing during sex? yeahDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? yeah im pretty loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? loud is all the more excitingDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? nope, but im blessed my Hubbys 7 1/2 in 2 1/2 girthHow old were you when you lost your virginity? 18How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? 1What does your favorite fore-play include? Making upDo you ever play with yourself during the act? yeah Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? 1Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? yeah, i love it, When and where was your wildest sex ever? Bowling ally parking lot prom night, at the bowling after partyWhat's your ultimate sexual fantasy? to be a slave for a day to a very sex hungry manHave you ever done porn? nopeHave you ever have sex for money? nopeHave you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? nopeIs the sex still good when your cheating? i dont cheatDuring sex... what are you thinking about? himDo you prefer the top or the bottom at first? bottomHow many positions do you like to do during one episode? as many as i can getDo you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? yeaCould you live without sex? no wayHow often do you find sex boring? noneHow long does a typical sexual episode last for you? depends on how good it isDo you like to perform oral sex? love itDo you like to recieve oral sex? love it! Have you ever taped yourself in the act?noHave you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? nope Have you ever had interracial sex? nopeHave you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? yea a friend walked into the room :SHave you ever had sex while at work? nopeHave you ever had sex while at school? yeah, collegeWhat is something that you would never consider doing? Cheating on my hubbyHave you ever had sex on drugs? noWould you ever have sex in public? many timesWhat's your biggest turn on? Him taking controlDo you spit or swallow? swallowHow many times have you gotten off in one night? 8 is my recordWould you let other people watch you have sex live? noHave you have ever sex in front of your best friend? noHave you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? noDo you ever have sex in the shower? yeah, probably my favorite placeWhat's the weirdest place you've ever done it? in walmart parking lotWhat was the biggest age difference with a partner? 2 yearsDo you feel your up to par in bed? oh yeahAre you still gonna have sex when your 70? yeahWhat was your most embarrassing sexual moments? i started my period in the middle of the actHow old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? 16 is legal age of consentDo you like to be completely naked or half-assed? depends on the outfit and urgencyHave you ever done it at your grandparent's? noHave you ever done it on a boat/yacht?nopeWhat's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? In the water at a crowded beachDo you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? yes and passenger seatDo you were protection as often as you should? everytimeHas any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? no 1NSIf your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Nope Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? older, my hubby isWhat's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)? dicks-7.5 x 2.5 :P hubbys sizetits - 34c - my sizeHave you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?yeah i love itHave you ever slept with someone out of pity? noCan you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? my hubbyIf you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be? my hubby :P