lol im getting the most out of it now, cuz in 2 months im gone for 47 weeks... im an enlisted man
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Whats a good size to please a girl?
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I saw bigger things to do and I thought of bigger twats, like the octomoms.I suppose she had them c section so her twats still good, but 14 kids? jesus fuck its not a clown car!I did see where someone offered her a million to make a porno, and some other company offered her a million to not make a porno.For a million, Id eat my own spunk out of the ole ladys twat, the morning after I put it in as a deposit. Wish someone would pay me to not make any porn.as a note, I prefer to eat a twat that I can not fit my head inside of.
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You mean tis and mayhaps?
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Tis exactly what I mean old chap. You've got me wanting to say shan't and biscuit and lift and such and so forth. So fuckith you my good fellow.Good Fellas, now there was a fucking movie. I love the final scene when Joe is lookin' straight into the camera blasting away.What the fuck was this post about? ...oh yeah.
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Fuckith me?After skipping to and fro along the board today, I can tell ya that Damien may be a bit open to that, but I remain steadfast in my decision to never have any buttscrewering going on in my butt.
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Then, mouth-fuckith you.
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Im confused, is that a offer to blow me or a demand I blow you?
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If you were blowing me it would be mouth fuckith me. so i guess it you swallowin' the slick sausage.
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Unlike damien, I can have more than 2 glasses, and I rarely drink these days, and I can out smoke tommy fucking chong, so trust me, its never gonna happen.
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reminds me of what austin powers faja said wen the austin mini showed up lolz.