LMAO, me & a few buddies were playin Halo on Xbox one night & it was dark. All of a sudden the biggest guy in our group (6'5" 260) starts hollerin in pain. Everyone in the room got up and went to grabbin stuff. We hit the lights & he was crunched over in pain. LOL the smaller guys had found all kinda stuff to grab as weapons. We didn't know what the hell was goin on, but if something had Big Country in pain we were gettin ready. Finally he told us, dude I just zipped my dick up! Everyone fell out laughin. We look back on it now & even Big Country laughs at us. He thought it was funny that everyone went to scattering when he hollered like he did. I've personally never done it.
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Have u ever zipped ur penis
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LMAO. What the hell was he doing zipping and unzipping while playing halo?
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Perhaps he had found a way to get a third thumb on the controller.
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LOL. Even better if it was a vibrating controller
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LOL you know you two bring up some good points. What the hell was he doing zipping up during the game? And I hope he didnt have a "third thumb" as he was using my controller i think! LOL.Whoever said somethin about the vibrating needs his ass kicked lol.
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Lol, he had your controller??? Thats hilarious... I played Halo before and whipped major ass, all the guys i was with were pissed because I'd never played before and i still beat em all!!! and truthfully i wasnt following too well, just shouting and shooting at whoever i saw.. askin dumb stuff too like "Is that guy on my team!?!?" to every person i saw...yeah plus i had a wicked hiding spot or something so no one came after me, too busy going after each other, I guess
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Hold on... you play Halo with a guy nicknamed Big Country who's 6'5" and 260 pounds and clumsy at that.... Either this is a freakish coincidence or you live/visited in my hometown.
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Never been to Georgia before in my life bro. Passed through Alabama going to Spring Break in Panama City Florida though.
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Heh, well I bet the guy you know as Big Country and the guy I know as Big country would get along pretty well. It's a little weird but kinda cool at the same time.
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i cn top all thjose on tha pain meter i was jerkin off and my mom came up th hall and i thought she might come in so so i zipped up my jeans on my ball and a few hairs ohh boy i hollered so loud!!!!!!!!!