Still havn't managed to change gear while doing it tho.........its a work in progress LOL
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Most unusual object
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the first time i had sex with my ex boyfriend he had trouble getting his willy inside me.. he thought he was too big..... so i showed him by masturbating in front of him with a pretty big banana that it wasnt him!
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havn't 'done'' a bananas, but cucumbers..........now they are a whole different matter
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ive used cucumbers too! theyre good!
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Don't wreck your car when doing this, it would be embarassing to explain to the police and the insurance company
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A mouse? Do you mean a computer mouse or a small rodent? either way it's really kinky
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I know, can you imagine filling in the forms LOL
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I did the same thing with my Easton baseball bat, but it was a small one when I was in little league....
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Okay so 2 guys have put the handle/smaller end of thier baseball bat in em. Anyone else???? hummm
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haha, everyone scared to reply...lol
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Why do you think that each of your posts is worthy of a reply?
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My Grandfather used to keep a stuffed owl in the hall. When we used to visit, my ex useed to sneak downstairs at night and wrap it in cling-film. She would insist that i stuffed it up her repeatedly. One day my grandfather caught her wrapping it. He gave her sly wink and told her that my grandmother used to do the same thing.
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**................harry................owls................i expected dumbledore to come along in a minute ** :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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thats what i was thinking, a barn owl maybe??? LOL
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A toffee hammer. Lol.
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Fiction goes on a different Web site, not this one.
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I have pictures of my gf doing it. My Grandfather has a pen and ink sketch of my grandmother doing it, entitled 'The Owl Stuffer'.
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That is ridiculous. That your one other post was a work of fiction make it all the more so.
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In response to
Poster: SteveA
Subject: Re: Most unusual object**That is ridiculous. That your one other post was a work of fiction make it all the more so. **
Do you find that people often compliment you on your light-hearted approach to life?
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Is that what you ask your teacher at Hogwarts, when you're clowning around in class?There's a place for everything. Go post your fiction where it will be appreciated.