Morning Wood

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Now that I am in college, I have a continual problem. Each morning I wake up with a boner and it does not go away until I urinate. I share a large busy gang bathroom with 28 other boys. The problem is that I am very large and it is impossible to hide while standing at the urinal and as you guys know it is impossible aim when using the toilet. At home I would relieve myself while taking a shower. Here it is impossible to hide while undressing for the shower. I have tried limiting fluids the night before but I always have morning wood. Is this normal and does anyone have any suggestions?

Hey bud, sorry to say that morning wood is normal, I wake with one almost everyday and have for years. Sometimes it is a "piss hard" but often its simply a wake up call. I hated those gang bathrooms and showers for alot of reasons. Here's one tip that has worked for me although others would question it. Try grabbing the base of your penis and apply just a bit of pressure for a few seconds, this will slow the flow of blood and cause it to loose some of, if not all of the erection. Hope that helps and if not, be glad it works! And know that some of the other guys are probably going through the same thing!

When I was younger, my motherwould wake me and find me with morning wood. She would get mad thinking that I have been playing wiht myself. Dad had to talkwith her. Iwould hope most boys in your bathroom would understand. How big are you anyway?

About 8" and it gets stiff as a rock and sticks straight out. I read posts with envy where guys wish they bigger, I can tell you that it is always not what it is cracked up to be. Getting untimely boners can be a real problem as well.

Morning wood is completely normal in all guys past puberty. Its mostly caused by a large increase in testosterone as we sleep, coupled with carry over nocturnal erections. Its so normal, in fact, that it could be a sign of a problem if you DIDN'T get morning wood most of the time! So all of the other guys in your dorm are likely waking up with the same erections as you are. Some are just lucky enough to have them go down by the time they get up and pee.

Standing 8 inches away from the urinal would be a cause for notice! I guess I see your point about the disadvantages, but you will make some girl happy one day. G

Ah, we call that "mornin' chub" 'round here. Completely normal. I'm sure the other guys understand.

Thanks Lance it helps some but I decided to continue to get up an hour early so I can take a pee in private. Besides it is a good way to study in a quite place.

Lol i go through the same thing basically, having a nine (near 10) inch one myself, it is not fun, to some girls its a blessing, but to guys ya....its kinda a curse.Getting up early is a good way to hide it, but also sleep on your front if you can. It seems for me at least to stop it from getting completely hard.

In reply to: Thanks Lance it helps some but I decided to continue to get up an hour early so I can take a pee in private. Besides it is a good way to study in a quite place. I am not so sure it's necessary to get up so early, but your latter reason could be a good reason though.I wouldn't think much of it if one of the guys was often rock hard in the mornings, at the urnal, slowly peeing. Penises do that. Probably more normal in common dorm bathrooms than your routine washrooms. Just so long as he doesn't seem a pervert nor to be jerking off. Who hasn't heard of "morning wood?" I get "morning wood" easily myself, often waking up rather stiff, and of course have no objection to getting fully hard at night under the covers when there is a little privacy.Actually, if one of the guys was noted for often having "morning wood," then it wouldn't be so noticable, if I had occasional "morning wood" I imagine?I don't usually get up very early unless I have to, or everybody else is getting up, so I have to get up to not miss everything. So a couple of people said I was "Ready," or had a "big dick" at summer camp. Oh well. Most of the guys didn't seem to say anything at all. It's soon forgot and I want to get up and go to breakfast too. Even the one morning when I awoke to quite a 7" straight-out boner that would not go down until I put on my pants.But I didn't have so many boners by the time I was in college. But that then is a possible benefit to having one's own dorm room. But the bathroom was still down the common hall, until I moved off-campus where I could keep my same apartment year after year.And look at the bright side, someday you could make your wife very happy and make lots of babies. 8" sounds like a really cool size. Good and quite enjoyable for reproducing.

You sure do talk alot about erections. Erections and procreation seem to be your forte.

Hey Pronatalist!Corrent me but I assume what you are telling me is that your friends at summer camp saw that you had morning wood. Tell me, did you see any of your summer campers in the extended state? Your friends must be different; there is no way in hell that I am going to let these guys around here where I live see me with a boner! No matter what time of day, when you see someone in a boy’s bathroom with a boner you have to questions his intentions. What do you other guys think??

No Way, I keep my boners to myself! I believe that was the purpose of Pony’s original question. Pony has a huge problem, I can hide mine when it happens to me.

In reply to: Hey Pronatalist!Corrent me but I assume what you are telling me is that your friends at summer camp saw that you had morning wood. Tell me, did you see any of your summer campers in the extended state? Your friends must be different; there is no way in hell that I am going to let these guys around here where I live see me with a boner! No matter what time of day, when you see someone in a boy’s bathroom with a boner you have to questions his intentions. What do you other guys think?? Yes, I saw one of my friends get really hard in the showers. Sticking straight out. But nobody said anything or seemed to care.People question intentions, because society is so perverted. But I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, and not jump to conclusions. And if you know the person, it helps in a way, because then you don't have to wonder if the person is a pervert.Yeah, my friends saw me one time with quite a boner in the morning. Mental suppression doesn't always work, for young guys with those "raging hormones" especially. But who hasn't seen a boner? They may not be all that common, but not rare either. Who hasn't heard of "morning wood?" And some boners are hard to miss, as some people get really big when hard.I like to respect people's privacy, in not saying much where there is no need to say much, as privacy can be actual, or if not actual, virtual, in not talking about things that others don't need to know. On a few occasions I saw somebody get hard in classes, I like most people, say nothing at all. They might like to think that nobody noticed? And I don't want anybody making fun, when I used to get boners in class. Often people just don't notice, or they pretend not to notice, and don't want to be caught looking.

You respect people and give them the benefit of the doubt. When you share the bathroom with 28 guys, you know there will be talk if someone is different. In general, the consensus is that guys with boners are sexually excited and that the dressing/bathrooms where guys are bare ass is not the place to display morning wood. You get no credit if you feel up 50 girls, but get one boner in the wrong place and you would be considered gay. I do not need or want that type of reputation. One thing you said it was your friends that saw your boner, not all these guys are friends. How many friends saw you and are you sure none of them talked about it behind your back?

While locker rooms and communal showers are really embarassing places to get erections...they happen sometimes and there isn't much we can do about them. Not all erections are sexually provoked and while other guys may give us a hard time (no pun intended) about it....they are just damn glad it didn't happen to them. Lets face it guys, this is just part of being a guy, that penis of ours has a mind of his own, having too pee can cause it, too much stimulation can cause it, bouncing around can cause it and of course there are many other things that cause it as well. Heck, even being nervous can cause it. So, while it is quite embarassing when it happens in public, lets don't always assume that one of our fellow comrades in the shower or bathroom is thinking something sexual..put yourself in his place and be embarassed that it happened and just hope like heck it goes away soon.

You guys are very understanding, I wish teh guys in the dorm were like you.

I am not in college yet or anything so I am not sure if this is the same problem... but I went to soccer camp at a local college a few summers ago. All us guys stayed in one of the dorms for the college (it was a week long camp). On this floor there were two guys to a room. The bathrooms were down the hall. In the bathroom, the toilet stalls had no doors and the showers had stalls, but again, no doors. So there was no privacy at all for when you get morning wood. I know the problem you have. I know I did see once and awhile some of the other guys have some morning wood, but everyone tried to hide it and no one said anything. But I still was not comfortable. So what I did, is once my roommate went down to the bathrooms I would get out of bed and pee in a soda bottle in my room. Didn't have an aim problem cause I could put my dick right on the opening (bottle type). Then wait a few minutes and my morning wood would go down enough to head to the showers. Worked for me.

I thought about doing somethng like that but my roommate has later classes and stays in his bed longer. I will keep a cup nearby for weeknd use, a soda can would not work for me. Thanks

The main reason I used a soda bottle is because I could screw it closed to hide it until I could find time to empty it later (used a mt. dew bottle). If you just use a cup the piss will smell after awhile, or could spill. Unless you empty it right away.