Where is the wierdest place you had a erection

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sat on a ride at alton towers(pleasure park) on the one side is my mate and on the other is my old gf. i couldnt hide it cos i must of been too small for the ride and i kept nearly falling outa the ride. so i needed to keep my hand on the bars lol my gf noticed but my mate didnt

the wierdest place for me is in school

In reply to: The summer I turned 16 I went to church camp in New York State. We chartered a greyhoud type bus. Of course I didn't masturbate the entire week, and I don't remember how long it had been before I went. Anyway, I was sleeping on the way home and started having a pretty hot dream. I woke up realizing I was having an orgasm! Wet dream on the bus! With kids all around me. Fortunately, I don't believe anyone noticed. Yeah, sleeping seems to be one of the common causes of erections. So to is riding a bus. I hear having a penis is prone to cause erections too.I wouldn't think anything of seeing somebody get a boner on the bus while asleep, because the movement of the bus, tiredness, dreams, a full bladder, anything, could be making a young guy hard, and he may not even know it. Just let the person sleep and say nothing. I can't recall seeing anybody get hard on a bus, because you can't really see all that many people anyways.I recall when I was younger, getting really hard on the bus, but then nobody could tell as the bus is often one of the easiest places to hide erections. I often got boners in class too, and having a big 7" penis, I think a couple of people may have noticed the long, stiff, very persistant, bulge that quickly grew down my leg and would not go down for some time. Sometimes even the oozing precum might have spotted just a little. But normally people wouldn't say much or think it any big deal, and I saw a few classmates get hard-ons in class on a few occasions. Nobody seemed to let on if they had noticed though. A cabin-mate at my summer camp got really hard in the showers, but nobody said anything or seemed to care.And yeah, most people on a bus are probably looking out the windows or sleeping themselves, to pay much attention to anybody else.

in church when i was taking up offering.there was a lot of people there that day.I was so embarrassed

For some reason I always get one in chemistry... maybe it's because i get bored... the mind wanders. Also on the bus with my sister, but I was also with my G/F so I suppose thats sorta normal, I just walk normally when I'm with ma G/F and I have an erection, but if I'm with ma mates I lean forward a bit, or do a minor crotch adjustment, it's sorta hard to hide though! :smile:

i was out in the country at a friends house w/ about 3 other guys. it was about 2 a.m.. he has about four extremely hot girls that live near him. one of the hot girls was out walking with us and i got one because she had major t.h.o. and one of my other friends snuck up behind me and pulled both my shorts and boxers down. she saw and was stuned. she told me later it was pretty big. at first i was really embarassed but her telling me it was big took that away.

Biology class.

i was at a pet store and was watching the monkeys and oh boy did i get the biggest hard on ever! i had to go home and have sex w my cat right then and there!if any of you think i am serious, go to the mirror, then repeat after me: "i am sooo stupid" and punch yourself in the face.

I had one at a wedding hahaha

Church

on a roller coaster

last- damn can u stop with the sarcasim dude this is supposed to be something that you can ask all questions aight

In reply to: last- damn can u stop with the sarcasim dude this is supposed to be something that you can ask all questions aight Last 2.0 isn't equipped with a sarcasm 'hold' program, however, an error msg has been sent to microsoft.

last...you are really a pain...i have been seeing people get angry at you for anoying them on a few of the different topics so far and thats kinda starting to annoy me.

in a very very crowded metro/train, watever u call it. poked my gf that was infront of me in the ass with it. lol. i think she liked it! lol.

hmmm...probably when the girl i like was sitting on my lap to stop me from getting up (this only stopped me because I liked it) and I know thats not really a weird place, but i loved it.

anywhere in a public place is the most embarassing

I got an erection once when i put a helmet on a scool outing to a karting class so i taught umm so put on a helmet at home and it happened again ? this ever happen to any one elce is that normal ?

in a large area of people behind a hot chick.

I've got them at school, on the bus, and even one by accident at the comic store I work at. I was looking at one of those comics drawn by an artist who draws the ladies with little to no clothes and big tits. Luckily I hid it with my shirt. It was kind of funny.