Today, in the changing locker room (we don't shower or get nekkid around eachother, so nudity's a big(no pun intended) thing) something terible happened. You see, my boxers have slots in them and, well, today I wasn't really so prepped up. Usually they talk about the boners but mine is the exact opposite. I'm having an off day and I shrunk up to 1 inch flaccid ( imeasured later, my erect was the same), and since my shorts were pressed against my body, that 1 inch hung out. well, they didn't let it slide and started teasing me about having the smallest dick in school (I thought of poppin' a boner to prove them wrong but I decided against it). everyone in my row (luckily they're not spreading this through the school) every once in a while they tease me and one curious kid tried to make me pop one in my p.e. shorts (outside, so the girls could see as well) it took everything I had not to, and during break I had to piss like a race horse. I'm not really asking for advice or anything, just sharin a bad day I guess...
Mercy Maud No! (Translation: Aww, Crap.)
"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
"You don't need the gun, Mr. Bond."
Bond - "That depends on your definition of safe sex."
I say screw em. Ppl teased me for having a "small" penis in school. Not my fault I dont get erect around a bunch of guys, sheesh.
Bet ya my penis was alot bigger than theirs though.
Can the internet not spell "lose" right?
They sound very immature - try and ignore them if you can.