Chode

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Well im 17 years old and am a Junior. No girls like me because my penis is wider than it is large. Everyone just laughs at me when I take off my pants. How do i make it grow???!!11

OK Nimrod. You can't make it grow. What are these measurements that you are so concerned about anyways? And what the hell is a chode?OK nevermind: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode&r=d

Its like almost an inch long and its pretty wide. Id say 2 inches wide.

You have a one inch long erection?????

an inch long erect or flaccid? and when you say two inches wide do you mean circumference or looking down at it and it looks two inches across?

erect???

Like 1.5 almost more like 1.3.

Its definately 2 inches wide.

I'd see a doctor if I was in your situation. How old are you?

17 silly! :wink:

Well I don't know what to tell you. That's really small. Like I said, I'd see a doctor.

If your penis is one inch erect I don't think they're laughing at it because it's wider than longer...I think it's the length that has them.

Dont make fun of me! I like the little guy!!! :grin:

No one is making fun of you. It's small and not exactly normal. I'm sorry you're in this situation.

Or you are just here to mess with us.

Im sorry I didnt mean to overreact!!! This fat girl said she mite let me "wash my winky in her sinky"

OK So you're here just to fuck around and elicit reactions from people right?

I'm getting the feeling that this is a big joke now...

No its not! I really want a bigger penis!

I'm tempted to just dump his ass off the boards right now.

then see a doctor