My girlfriend recently named a very special certain part of my body Pedro. I wanted to come up with some fun names for her special parts (namely the twins up top and the other person down below). However, I couldn't think of anything. Can you guys think of anything fun to name them? (BTW, I am caucasion(?) and not Mexican--which I am telling you so that you realize that its just supposed to be funny but not absurd)
Now when you're out with friends and you see an actual Pedro, you and your girlfriend will start snickering and everyone will just think you're nuts, good fun! Plus it gives you a neat code-language you can speak in, so you can discuss sex in front of others without them ever knowing it, or you can personify your different body parts and let them have their own little dialogue. (For some girls it's easier for them to say that their clitoris or vagina want something then to admit what they themselves want, it can really loosen things up. We have too much fun with our alter-ego genitals.)
Since you've already named your penis, why not start with naming her clitoris? You could find a Hispanic female name that sounds cute with Pedro.
I think naming breasts/testicles is a bit harder because you have to come up with names that are different enough you can remember which is left and which is right, but that sound similar enough that they don't subconsciously imply that your partner is grossly a-symmetrical. Good luck with that one ^_^
there's too many hispanics already
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