In reply to:On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight. There were people walkin right by me and cars drivin past me and i just stood there jackin on the sidewalk.] ... people are impressed as a mascot performs Elvis moves, then get startled by moaning and groaning. I don't beleive that crap for an instant!
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Strangest places you jerked off
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well he said he was a mascot
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Yeah, haven't you seen that Subway commercial where the guy is in the mouse suit at a baseball game and he isn't moving...the kid in the stands asks his dad why the mascot isn't moving and it's because the guy inside is eating a sandwich. Of course, depending on the costume, you could be doing other things...
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Well, im serious. I was on the side of the street in a biiig roomy mascot type suit for a restaurant.That moaning and groaning stuff that other person posted didnt happen, tho... lol People were walking right by my and cars driving right past me. I cant beleive i did it, but... You get real bored sittin in that suit thing for hours
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[That moaning and groaning stuff that other person posted didnt happen, tho... lol]But you did a wild Elvis, right!
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Weirdest places for me:1) My grandmother's house one night when we stayed over2) The public washroom of my curling club (the Scottish rock throwing game)- I spewed all the over the seat lol, feel sorry for the next guy in there
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These aren't that amazing, but they're kinda funny[1] In my friends' sister's closet, with her dress[2] In my sisters car[3] A camp bathroom, looking out the window everynow and again to get a view of some girls (i know... pathetic)
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Hey bud, welcome. I'd suggest you change your avatar to something more appropriate....soon.
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the bathroom of the guggenheim art museum in NYC
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most difficult: In the car WHILE driving! other notable: in the bathroom of Barnes and Nobles. Airplane bathroom. In a pool. in a jaccuzzi. though, a few years ago I went para-gliding. would have been interesting to try to whip it out there! haha.
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ive jerked off while i was sleeping over my m8s house ... he was in the bed and i was in my sleeping bag on the floor so i whacked off n shot under his bed and he began to wake up when i orgasmed so i couldnt wipe it up ... n i totally forgot about it the next day ..... lol
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a girls foreheadJK
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don't do that
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ive done it in a school park at night, in a school bathroom, and right behind my freind as we were watching porn and he didnt know.
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I did it on the ride home from school on the bus. I was in the back all alone, and didn't have anything better to do...
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In the stairwell of a 5-story carpark. Ummmm, I'm still not sure why there. It smelled like piss.
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an open mountainside with a view with my best bud while camping once. also in my car, public restroom, my back yard, friends' houses without them knowing while in bed, numerous times in the woods while hiking, camping, or running, into a stream, etc.
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Nothing exotic for me, only the bathroom of a friend and of my grandparents.
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On a steep cliff (that's off limits to hikers) that has a nice view of the Golden Gate Bridge.If anyone had been on the bridge with binoculars, they would have had a nice view also.
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Oh, I also forgot to mention that once i was in the backseat of my car and i jack off while my mom was in the front seat sleeping. I ddin't pull my dick out of my pants or anything, but is still cummed inside my pants. And Another time in the car only no one was in it.