Is semen bad for electronics?

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This is the funniest thing i've heard all day...On a more serious note I spose cum is liquid so can probably damage your computer...And i'm asking you the same question as winged...

Not as bad as reading your post is for my IQ

I highly doubt it's good for your PC...And yeah, WHY did he do that. o.o

Is he concerned that his computer might be pregnant? Because that's not likely.The good thing about keyboards is that they're cheap and easy to replace. Hopefully he didn't ejaculate into the CD reader.

Heh why on earth did they do that? He masturbates everywhere. Once he ejaculated all over the VHS box of "Groundhog Day" (don't ask me).

And he's still your friend why?First thing I'd do is confront him and say "Rule #1. If you must wank, do it in the privacy of the bathroom, and clean up after yourself. Rule #2. If Rule #1 is broken, you stay out of my house, for good"

?The good thing about keyboards is that they're cheap and easy to replace. Hopefully he didn't ejaculate into the CD reader. Perhaps I wasn't clear. He jacked off into the circuitry (the computer was OPEN; I was repairing it).

I'm not sure I would be able to react if that happened to me. It's just such a cartoonishly rediculous thing I wouldn't even be able to believe it even if I saw it happen.

That makes as much sense as crapping into it. Either your full of crap, or your friend has a mental problem.

And he's still your friend why?He's my next door neighbor; he just comes by for the hell of it. He also has a crush on my sister.>First thing I'd do is confront him and say "Rule #1. If you must wank, do it in the privacy of the bathroom, and clean up after yourself. Rule #2. If Rule #1 is broken, you stay out of my house, for good" This isn't the first time he's jacked off onto stuff in my house. Most of the time it's just funny. I'd sort of feel bad about telling him that anyway.

I'm sorry, but that's just nasty. At least tell him to keep away from your stuff while he's wanking. It's just so completely disrespectful of your space.

Better make him stop. He might give your computer HIV.

Maybe the computer liked it. How can it not expect treatment like that? Commin' in here dressed like that like the little slut computer it is...

If the computer can't give informed consent, it's just plain wrong. And it could start a fire that will burn your house down.

How old are you guys? What is this, a spoog war? Do you come on his stuff to get back at him?I could somewhat see the appeal, but breaking stuff with your semen is just not cool. Especially when that stuff is not yours.

The combination of the words "spoog" and "war" have spurred the most amusing imagry i've been exposed to all day.

If your computer is anything like a free cell phone, then you could just hang it out to dry and it'll be fine. Then again, this thread is a couple of days old and I think it's probably already dried.

I once said, theres no such thing as a stupid question however i stand corrected. This = Stupid question

That may be true for clean water, but it's less true for other liquids. If you drop something eletronic in the ocean, you'll probably want plunge it into a bathtub of water as quickly as possible.I once was caught by a big rogue wave at the ocean while holding a camcorder, and I didn't do that. When I sent it in for repair, they sent it back with a note that everything was covered with salt and sand, and that everything would need to be replaced, and that there was no way the warranty would over it. In any case, you're pretty screwed if you soak your camcorder.Dr Evil > I once said, theres no such thing as a stupid questionMr. Garrison said, "Remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

I've ruined a few keyboards from jacking off at the computer, and I ended up squirting my cum much further than I thought it would, and it landed on my keyboard by accident, and it stopped working right. It was worth it though :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: