Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but as you're going to deposit your giant check you get mugged and it's stolen away to be used to buy beer for homeless people.

I wish that I didn't have a problem with insomnia.

granted but now you cannot stay awake.

I wish I didn't have to go to my sister-in-laws b-day party. grr.

Granted, but instead you have to attend a 2 day insurance seminar in a tent with temperatures reaching 95 degrees with no breaks! I wish my boyfriend would last at least 5 minutes during sex!

Granted, but now he walks around with a hard on all day unable to stop.

Granted but now he only has sex with people other than you.I wish that I was the epitome of male attractiveness to all good-looking women between the ages of 20 and 30.

granted but all the good looking people have syphillis.I wish I could fart and it didnt smell like anything.

Granted but now the smell of your shit makes you pass out for a few hours. I wish there was a form of birth control that was 100% effective always.

Granted, but the method is abstinence. (It's only failed once in history...or so they say. )I wish I had my own boobs to play with.

Granted, but now you are gay and lost your privates.I wish Bush was smart...

Granted but now the apocalypse is coming.I wish i would stop granting my own wishes.

Granted but now you lost you fingers so you can't type anything at all.I wish I could grant but not wish.

Granted, but that was your last wish and your granting power is not accurate. I wish my grandparents would always stay healthy.

Granted... but everyone always has their timeI wish i could lose 40 lbs!! (already 15 down;))

Granted but you've lost too much and now you're anorexic. I wish my friends weren't such perverts.

Granted, but they don't reproduce, and the human race comes to an end.

I wish I had all of the superpowers described in the "if you could have any superpower, what would it be?" thread of a few months ago.

Granted but then you become too powerful and you accidentally destroy the world.I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then you die of overwork.I wish that the swelling on my finger would go down

Granted, but then your nose grows like Pinoccio's, like a hose it gets froze.I wish I could stop rhymin' an' two-timin' (I got no hymen).