Drunkest you've ever gotten

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You can't wake up and be dead.. idiots

Then why the hell am I decomposing???

what happened to sarcasm? and humor? guess you have to understand it before you use it.

Sarcasm? Thats the new Brad Pitt movie, right?

he has a new movie?

Its about Brad's character who led a very sheltered life so never knew about sarcasm. When he comes to the big city he learns about it and is told that everybody uses it. He gets the wrong message and thinks that people are being sarcastic whenever they say anything so he does the opposite of what everyone says, with hilarious results....

ah I gotcha. Sounds like a comedy. Should be funny.

Well, all comedies should be funny but it doesn't always happen.

I dont remember last night (but I havn't remembered a night for years) so I must have had fun. no1- I woke up drunk once. It was odd. So I drove around till I sobered up. Doh! How am I not in police custody yet?

I've never drank alone, which is surprising in retrospect since i do so enjoy being tanked, and i am rather antisocial...But worst i've been? earlier this year.I was having a real downer day, the whole 9 yards. thinking of OD'ing blah blahSo i decided to go out with some friends...Mixed up some swampwater(Everything you have) and chugged that. Already buzzed i headed to my friends house.Still feeling like shit, i downed a 26 of smirnoff.Then snacked on X amount of jello shooters.Needless to say i forgot about all of my problems for a good 12 hours, until i found myself on a bathroom floor worshipping the toilet.

Well I haven't got drunk yet. But of course I'm only 15, but I have drank some but not enough to get drunk. But maybe I will before the year is over with, lol.

There's really no reason to.

oh god why did you dig this thread up...it wasnt exactly my proudest moment.

I was so drunk once that not only did I pass out, but for next couple of days you smell the alcohol when I went wee.I don’t remember what I was drinking at the bar(most likely vodka & oj), but then I came home, didn’t want to go to bed went to neighbors and started drinking 151.Oh to think of the retarded days.

Since I didn't dig this thread back up and breath another breath of life into and because Java thinks this wasn't one of her finest moments I shall now tell a true story to make her feel better.I worked shift at one job i held in the past. 3 days off 3 days on working 12 to 12, when you get off at noon, you get 4 days off if you think in 24 hours instead of sunrises. I got off at noon, drove home and had a couple beers in the car on that hour long ride.took a shower and had a beer in the shower (I always have a beer in the shower, its a good place to have one and thats why my shelf is so high is so I don't fill my bottle with water between drinks)drove about 5 minutes away to meet some buddies at the titty shaker bar I lived nearby.I woke up the next day about 11 am with a head ache that would kill a mortal ordinary man I woke up in a strange house with two girls that I wouldn't normally lower myself to talk to since they were below my normal level of skanks and sluts. I figure hell I'm hung over and dot remember it I best throw these two some more dick since I can and head home.went to have a smoke and couldn't decide where the hell I was.In Salt Lake City its a huge grid and most every street is a number and direction and nothing on the street was right and my car wasn't in the drive way.lit a smoke and took off walking thinking I would come back in a few minutes after I hit what ever local corner mart and got a fresh pack of smokes and something to drink.After walking far too long I finally saw a street up ahead with traffic on it and looking around deciding where I was I realized the mountains were too close and figured at worst I was a town or two away.By the time I found a store and got smokes I found out not only was I not in salt Lake but i was in fucking Wyoming. I couldn't find m way back to the skanks house and ended up hitch hiking home After calling some friends to give me a ride from bar to bar to find where the hell my truck was we located it at a bar about 15 miles from where I started at.Got the truck headed home and by now its like 8 pm. Jump in the shower and as the hot water hits me I come out of my fucking skin because my shoulder is on fire. looking at it I have a brand new tattoo that I have no idea who did it or what shop or even what city I got it in.It fit into the theme for that arm and its a Celtic knot that forms a scarab. Looks good and I like it so I figured piss on it its fine.I get dressed and turn on the tube, have a smoke and a coke and lounge around fora it snoozing here and there. just as I get comfy an start thinking that its over and maybe I should head for bed and start over in the morning, head for bed and make sure no alarm is set. a car starts fucking honking outside about 10 am and wakes me up. I ignore it and then decide after about 2 minute that I'm going to kill the bastard who's outside honking. stumble downstairs only now they are on my doorstep beating on the door. confused and pissed and tired I open the door to find my car pool in the driveway and my work buddies pissed about me sleeping in.I argued about them fucking with me and playing stupid ass games before they convinced me that it was indeed 4 days later and that I had blacked out 3 1/2 days before stumbling home and I had to be at work in a couple hours.I said fuck it and called work, took a personal business day with out pay and went back to bed.I nearly stopped drinking after that.I also woke up in my sleeping bag next to my truck along various back roads and dirt roads across Utah, Wyoming and Nevada and Idaho.Since Iv been with my fiancé I cut back, its been a long time since I drank like that.