Is it wrong to wank off a dog?

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Once I was asked to stay at a friends house and look after her male Dalmation whilst she was away for the weekend (I am a straight male.) I had just finished taking a shower when the dog pushed the bathroom door open with his nose and walked in. I dont know why but I decided it would be fun to try and wank him off. He seemed to like this and let me pleasure him whilst he stood there as his cock protruded from its sheath. This really turned me on and as I was still naked and wet from the shower I started wanking my cock at the same time as his, his in my left hand, mine in my right. We both ejaculated together on the tiled bathroom floor exactly at the same time - man and dog for one moment together in mutual orgasmic pleasure as our prostate glands spasmed in unison (I didn't realize dogs ejaculate so much volume!) He looked at me with what seemed to be a glint in his eye and then greedily licked ever last swimming sperm of mine up off of the floor, leaving his alone. He then walked out of the bathroom as if nothing had happened. I wonder to this day if him licking up my sperm was a way of saying thank you. An odd time in my life - Like an episode of the twilight zone. Not unpleasant, I have never felt so at one with an animal ever before. I wish he could tell me what he thought of that episode.

im not sure its kinda weird but if the dog enjoyed it i guess its fine but dont tell the owners

okay i skimmed your post, but i can pretty much tell you:'is it wrong to wank off a dog?'yes, Zechs. yes it is.

Bestiality. Why don't we just say it's really really fucking creepy.I like your use of "whilst," though. It gives the whole story a great "Deliverance" feel.

"whilst"It's what British people say when they mean "while". If the OP is North American, then he's being pretentious.This subject was just tackled last week, and several times before that.

I assumed he was being pretentious.

Yes. More wrong than can be said.

isn't bestiality illegal???Does being illegal actually stop people from doing things in the privacy of their own home?"Hello, police? I need to turn myself in. I just smoked a joint. Please come and arrest me."

It is in the U.S.

Very disturbing, and I doubt its veracity. Sounds a lot more like a fantasy. Both he and the dog coming together? The dog having a gleam in his eye? I mean, come on!

don't you fuctard trolls have anything better to do than to come to message boards and tell fucked up,obvious lies?

No. They don't have anything better to do. They enjoy getting off at our expense.

Well said SilentTears, well said..

Ok...Now I am deeply disturbed.That is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY WRONG!!!!!!!!

okayy....thats...kinda creepy

i am honestly gonna be sick..

Are you sure he liked it? If he really did, I dont think its deadly wrong.

Are you sure he liked it?How can you be sure if you're not another dog?

I don't believe this thread is still alive. Let's all let this die. PLEASE.

First off Steve, I like the new sig, and last that I knew it was legal in the US, atleast in Washington.
I could be wrong since the guy got ruptured fucking the horse, or having the horse fuck him anyways.
Perhaps, being an informed asshole, you would know better then I what the current laws are, i know they talked about making it illegal, I dont know if they did though