The perfect thanks giving/ christmas turkey

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My eyeballs did a doubletake. I got dizzy for a second.

Originally Posted By: sdpI got dizzy for a second. how could you tell the difference

Yeah my depression manifests itself by my going off on irrational trivial shit that has no bearing on any assholes life. I, one day, hope to be that crazoid standing at the intersection shaking his fist and cussing at you assholes, for no fuckin' apparent reason, as you drive by.

I actually find ranting and raving does wonders for my mood!My life has been a bit of a festering swamp lately but the Canadian political climate is absoluetly nuts these days so I can be easily distracted.

Right about now a festering swamp sounds like a great diversion from this tedium. I just wish I could give a shit about politics. For some reason I quit giving a shit about that a few months back, which is strange for me. I used to love a good argument and pointing out to people how wrong they are. Now even that's rather hollow.Go fry a fuckin' turkey, ya "UL" pussy! I bet you've never been called a "UL pussy" before.

I wish we could just get together for a good old fasioned FTW pissup! It may only be a temporary solution but it's good for the soul... and bad for the liver :smile:

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I bet you've never been called a "UL pussy" before

strangely, no I haven't. Not even a CSA Sissy!

See I wouldn't have called you a "CSA sissy" even though I had to deal with them fuckers on the Talking Hands Casino. I would have called you an ANSI asshole. I big pissup sounds good to me but a road trip of a few days needs to involved as well. Women of low moral virtue are also a plus. But I'm getting picky. Just a big Fuck you to the world would be nice.

Quote:Also, an un-stuffed bird will cook fully in less tima allowing the meat to stay moist. I find if you make the stuffing seperate from the turkey the stuffing is too dry. I prefer it made in the turkey.

yes, but it's those turkey juices hiding way down in the centre that pose the risks if the bird isn't very well cooked. It really does make the stuffin tast better though!but, as I mentioned, my good old (cough-healthy-cough) English stuffin contains more saussage than anything else so it never dries out

Hehehe I think my mum would have a small fit if I told her I was going to deep fry a turky in the front yard! It took long enough to convice her to get the dead bird....Where do you even get a pot that big?!?

Hmmm...just a bunch of fowl language. :wink:

Here's your pot and set up.

Trust me it so much better it's a night and day difference. I was the most skeptical of all. I like turkey and I don't like most shit fried. The idea of deep frying a turkey to me was heresy. But Believe me it's less greasy and it's FUCKIN' GREAT!

Originally Posted By: OldFolks it's FUCKIN' GREAT! Agreed.I was also very skeptical when my older brother decided to deep fry a turkey for Christmas a few years back... but let me tell ya it was just awesome! Moist and full of flavor.. yum!

My boyfriends parents did their turkey on the bbq. It was yummy!!

I BBQ'd the turkey at my mom's this past thanksgiving

What do you do with all the oil afterwards?

Go to a local restaurant ahead of time and ask them if they'll take your oil. More than likely they will because they're going to get paid for it when the shampoo makin' people come to buy there grease and old oil.

That being said I imagine most people just dump it.

Also, it's probably not quite as much oil as what your thinking. Remember your not filling up that huge pot with oil. The turkey is taking up most of the volume of the pot.

Even if I could afford this, I don't think they ship to NZ and if they do they wont get it here before xmas.

I've never seen anything similar in NZ, but as deep fryed turkey has such rave reviews on here, it might be a project for next year.

Originally Posted By: IneligibleWhat do you do with all the oil afterwards? Biodieselbtw...we're going old school this year and cooking a goose for christmas

Had I been here, and had I posted, you would not need to check it would of been full of typos along with teh word fuck, cock eater, toad humping bowel slurpers, scatophage (an eater of excrement) and several other obscenities. I like to think when I post, you know its me with out ever looking at the name because I so define my posts with such colorful descriptions and language.Believe me, you know when its me, no double take or name or IP look up needed