Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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I have done it at a friends house, Outside behined some bushes in a school bathroom all over in my house in a fort at a friends

I did it lying in a hammock backwards. Well, the hammock we had was constructed from rope linked together, sort of like a net. Anyway, I lied down facing the ground and stuck my pecker through the netting. I reached around the side and jerked off as I swung back and forth. It was most relaxing.

On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight, on an airplane, by a pond in a field.

that's hilarious. could you imagine looking out your window to see some guy wanking with his penis through a hammock while swinging in it?

i hav done it in the shop changing room before luckly no 1 caught me

a hammock is definately an idea i have never thought of - but then again i don't own a hammock!

ive done it at a horseshow in a stall. it was good becuase i was checking the water and putting away all the shots and vet crap and this hot girl walked by in a thong (they had a pool at this place) and i got hard. so i went in the empty stall and j/o.

I have in a car-it was winter time and i was in the back seet with my big coat on-my grandpa and brother were in the front seet-i waited until i got home to ejaculate though-that would of been a mess-oh and also on my grandma's couch.

I've been known to rub my cock through my pants under my desk. The cum spot is usually covered up by my shirt. Haven't been caught yet.

On the roof of my parents house, at night. Dont think anyone saw me, if they did I never heard.

i would have to say...nowhere i am always at home alonebut someone i know does it once a week on the middle of class, freak

my girlfriend was visiting San Fran while I was still back home working. She called me. We missed each other. We started talking about what we would do when she got back. We started to make each other hot and horney right then on the phone. Told her slip her hand down inside her pants and start playing with herself thinking it was my hand fingering her. I'm standing in doorway between the dining room and kitchen and unzipped my pants starting to jerk off thinking it was her. We both got off. She wetting her hand and me shooting a record shot of over 48" into and on the kitchen floor from where I was standing (yeah, I got down on the ground and measured before I cleaned it up - a 52 inch shot from where I was standing the best damn ejaculation I every had). That was the only phone sex I have had in my life and I'm still amazed at the force and distance I achieved using my right hand that night. Needless to say when she returned later in the week we had a wild night together without the phone!

The weirdest place I have masturbated is downstairs at the back of the bus with people on it! It was so fucking good and I cum all over the bus. I never even cleaned it up. lol! I also do it upstairs when there is know when up there. I will pullmy trousers right down and put my legs up on the back of the seat in front of me. I cum all over the seat! lolI have masturbated in many other public places such as outside toilets. I can wank for ages and I make rally loud noises so people can here me. If I go into a department store, I will go into to one of their toilets and get fully naked, and know matter where I am I will masterbate till I cum everywhere.I just love to play with my cock anywhere outside!

that's so disrespectful

In the woodsIn work (Toilets and at my desk, only cum in the toilets though)While walking down quiet roadsIn an ex-girlfriend's mother's bathroom, dressed in her underwear (It was in the laundry basket, I just stripped off, put it on and, well....)

Another of of those people who need a good flogging.

i did it in my 6th grade science class when i was sitting like a foot away from this really hot girl

The only interesting places i've masturbated (besides my shower and my bed) are once in a movie theatre bathroom (I got bored, lol and i couldnt stop thinking about a guy i liked at the time) and once on the couch while i was babysitting. the kids were already sleeping and i got bored, so...

I probably told these stories before but they are kind of fun (for me at least)In a storage loft, above the show room of a new VW dealership.In the basement of a house, under construction.In the service van, driving at 130kmh.I stripped down completely naked and lay on my back in the middle of the hallway of a primary school. I was working there during summer break so I had the place to my self (I’m not THAT much of a dirty old man). Come to think of it, I had a lot of time to my self in schools while at that job and I took frequent advantage.I was on a ladder, installing speakers in the ceiling of the girls’ change room at a new high school. I looked around and started to imagine all the sweet young things running around, naked, slapping each other with towels, that would be populating the room Monday morning. OK, I’m pretty sure that’s not what really happens in the girls’ room but it was a nice image. Fantasies hurt no one! I didn’t even get down from the ladder. I just hauled it out and let my load drop 8 feet to the floor.

I like masturbating in jeans best. There is something about them that makes me feel so horny. And I never wear jocks, ever.When I was young I liked to masturbate while riding my bike. Sometimes I would take my cock out through my jeans, other times I would let the fabric do it as I pedledWhen I was older I did it on my motor bike, the faster the better. And my girlfriend has jerked me off on my motor bike too. That was so hot.My girlfriend jerked me off at the cinema, and I came so hard one shot went into the hair of the girl in front. Luckily it had volume and she didn't feel it, but I got ready to run pretty quick.She also jerked me off through my thin shorts on a pier at the seaside. the wet patch was impossible to hide, and people around us saw what she was doing.when I am on my own I have a pair of jeans I like to jerk off in, and leave the cum stains on my jeans. I havn't washed them for about a year now, and its getting quite crusty.Also like it when my wake up to find my girlfriend jerking my cockI also like to masturbate with people watching on my web cam - yahoo is the best, I try to get as many viewers as I can and then cum. The most viewes I have had so far are 23