Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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In the woodsIn work (Toilets and at my desk, only cum in the toilets though)While walking down quiet roadsIn an ex-girlfriend's mother's bathroom, dressed in her underwear (It was in the laundry basket, I just stripped off, put it on and, well....)

Another of of those people who need a good flogging.

i did it in my 6th grade science class when i was sitting like a foot away from this really hot girl

The only interesting places i've masturbated (besides my shower and my bed) are once in a movie theatre bathroom (I got bored, lol and i couldnt stop thinking about a guy i liked at the time) and once on the couch while i was babysitting. the kids were already sleeping and i got bored, so...

I probably told these stories before but they are kind of fun (for me at least)In a storage loft, above the show room of a new VW dealership.In the basement of a house, under construction.In the service van, driving at 130kmh.I stripped down completely naked and lay on my back in the middle of the hallway of a primary school. I was working there during summer break so I had the place to my self (I’m not THAT much of a dirty old man). Come to think of it, I had a lot of time to my self in schools while at that job and I took frequent advantage.I was on a ladder, installing speakers in the ceiling of the girls’ change room at a new high school. I looked around and started to imagine all the sweet young things running around, naked, slapping each other with towels, that would be populating the room Monday morning. OK, I’m pretty sure that’s not what really happens in the girls’ room but it was a nice image. Fantasies hurt no one! I didn’t even get down from the ladder. I just hauled it out and let my load drop 8 feet to the floor.

I like masturbating in jeans best. There is something about them that makes me feel so horny. And I never wear jocks, ever.When I was young I liked to masturbate while riding my bike. Sometimes I would take my cock out through my jeans, other times I would let the fabric do it as I pedledWhen I was older I did it on my motor bike, the faster the better. And my girlfriend has jerked me off on my motor bike too. That was so hot.My girlfriend jerked me off at the cinema, and I came so hard one shot went into the hair of the girl in front. Luckily it had volume and she didn't feel it, but I got ready to run pretty quick.She also jerked me off through my thin shorts on a pier at the seaside. the wet patch was impossible to hide, and people around us saw what she was doing.when I am on my own I have a pair of jeans I like to jerk off in, and leave the cum stains on my jeans. I havn't washed them for about a year now, and its getting quite crusty.Also like it when my wake up to find my girlfriend jerking my cockI also like to masturbate with people watching on my web cam - yahoo is the best, I try to get as many viewers as I can and then cum. The most viewes I have had so far are 23

wow, the 1 time i have masterbated was in my bedroom. this boy i really like had walked me home and gave me a hug and kissed me on the cheek *gasp*. this probably sounds childish to you people but it was hot for me.

not at all childish - it was special for you, and thats why you remember it

wow, good point

theres stories behind all of these but im really tired:in an airporton an airplanein a lake with my friendmy grandma's house(sometimes your just horny and bored)on ahunting trip in the mountains

Once, while 13 and acting as a counselor in training at a day camp, it had been a week and I was in rapture with this girl (we had a wonderful relationship starting a couple of day after...), so I headed off to the bathroom. Did pretty well for a while, then a bunch of kindergardners came and started beating on the door. That kind of wierded me out...

i was under the impression that masterbation was a very personal matter. i cant quite put it into words but you all seem to do it whereever you please. i guess i was missinformed.

Well...I don't know that there is a right or wrong answer to that, Supadi. It's different points along a continuum. To some folks it is predominantly a private issue. To others it's predominantly a shared one. Some will masturbate only with an intimate partner, others take every opportunity to whack off with whoever will join in. I think most people consider it private the majority of the time but a shared experience at others.I don't think you should let anyone try to convince you it should be anything but private if that's where it is for you. That's not wrong for you. Just enjoy the posts and stories and, who knows, maybe one day you'll find yourself...you know...

loli dont think that will every happen b/c im one of the shyest people ever. but i do enjoy these stories.

in the back of a movie theatre on my girlfriend's best friend's breasts. theyre so big. =)another place was in the back of my friends car. she has a big van with tinted windows. she helped me masturbate and ended up drinking my cum.

on an airplane

AWSOME! I fly frequently but I still haven't joined the 'solo mile high club'
I'll sure tell y'all if I do!!

alright i have masturbated in my back yard, the woods, my school, my church, while driving, in a parking lot, in the park, hotel, grandmas house, a house i was baby sitting at w/ my sis, my friends grandparents house, and i think thats it. maybe in a store bathroom once. i can't remember.

same

I you'll use the quote feature to clarify to which post you are responding, we'll know what 'same' means. Otherwise, we have to look up the thread to find out to what you are referring. Not that 'same' warrants that kind of energy. Thanks.