Where do you hide your porn?

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I just recently had my mother find some of porn magazines that I keep under my bed. She was cleaning and found them. I wasn't home at the time, and she turned them over to my dad. He returned them to me and told me to be more careful and hide them where my mother won't find them. So I was wondering where/how other guys hide any porn they might have? Has anyone ever found your stash? Girls can answer too if they have porn.

lol thats a funny story. i dont have porn but u have just amused me...lol ur dad gave them back

i hide it in my guitar case which is under my bednever been found by anyone

I don't have any.

nah i don't keep any either if anything i'd go on websites so never get caught

i keep it in a box deep in my closet. never been caught fortunately

i don't have porn but i do have some things i hide. but i can;t say cuz some one will read it and then it wouldn;t be hidden anymore.

in my computer harddrive

In the depths of my depraved mind.

I have a large duffle bag that I keep under my bed. It has a secret internal comparment, and that's where I keep my porn and toys. My parents caught me with porn a few times during my teens. The worst time was when I left a porno tape that I stole from dad's collection in the VCR and my mom found it the next day.

i hide my porn in a locked brief case i keep hidden in my closet. i found a old briefcase in the garbage w/ the code and it works great!

You know those pendrive things, in there in a hidden folder in a passworded zip named work, safe as 'ouses

Why would you put them where your mom was definitely going to find them? Hubby and I have them in the top drawer of dresser. My parents never provided it for me. But my step dad had it and it wasn't a secret. It was under the bathroom sink. I could have used it if I wanted. But it would make me think of him. This is so much sicker than you can imagine. I plan to get my son a Maxim subscription when he's 14 and Playboy around 16. I plan to just leave it on his bed while he's out for the first one.

Maxim is hardly porn.

Yes I know, but I wouldn't give a 14 Hustler. lol

Yeah, but it beats the hell out of National Geographic.

well if you dont want it to be found here is some advice, put it somewhere obvious because if you are trying to hide your parents will find it.right now a have a couple mags in a small basket i use to put whatever in. i have a couple old calanders, some maxim and stuff mags and at the very bottom i have porn. and the basket is right in the open, its in my closet on a shelf right beside where my mom puts my cloths away when she gets fed up with telling me to and i dont.basically what im trying to say is:put your porn in obvious spots that way if your parents are looking to see if you have any porn they wont bother to look in places that are obvious because they think your too smart to put it there. and i have found this works great cause it has never been found unless they check my history and read this post... ya right LOL they are not all that great with the computer.

I hide my porn in a safe in my wardrobe. I keep all sorts in there, money, porn mags n dvds, phones etc

It disturbs me when I hear or read about parents giving their kids porn. Why in the name of all that is sacred would you do that?!? Have you never heard of porn addictions? That's where it starts.You people disturb me...