In reply to: Ok, damien, head back over to the questions only thread, and angel and I will hose you off, and you can pretend to be in the shower and practice. You up to that angel? Well...I can assure you the 'no pop' problem would not be a problem under those circumstances!!POP! POP! POP!
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No pop in the shower
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In reply to: I suspect that difficulty masturbating in the shower is caused by some past conditioning event (i.e., maybe your brother held your head underwater in the bathtub when you were a small child). Except this is a relatively recent phenomenon, like in the past year.Brother held my head underwater... I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be...thanks to evolution!
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In reply to:Except this is a relatively recent phenomenon, like in the past year.Now that is a mystery. Dunno....
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I finally stumped Steve!Wooty Woot!!!
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OK, now I'll have to make something up. I have a reputation to protect here.
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SteveA, stumped noting it on calendarPepsi, you get the hose, and I will observe the results........can I examine too?????
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It has something to do with the ozone layer. Or the Kuiper Belt and the Oort Cloud. Yeah, that's it.
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aha, but i wrote it on the calendar anyway hon, for all to see *wicked evil laughter* you make excuses, but we see through you...........which is strange cos i have never met anyone who is invisible before ..........sorry in a daft mood this morning *hugs*
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In reply to: Damien hon, if it isn't working in the shower, then why bother????? is it in the ' guys handbook of wonderful orgasms ' Ok, so if you get a bath, is it the same then??? or am i gonna start a whole new thing think about "I'm not a complete idiot - there are parts missin!" I also have the problem of it taking twice the normal time span in the shower, but I still do it mostly there, 'cause it's so easy to wash of. :P
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it might be something that happened with a past experience. i have the same problem as you and i almost drowned when i was younger. i highly doubt it tho (although this may indeed be the cause) which is why i dont masturbate in the shower lol
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I did almost drown when I was six years old. However, if you read my earlier posts, you'll see that I've not had a problem with this until the past year.
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Maybe a long-delayed reaction to that incident, or to something else you've repressed and are not consciously aware of. Have you had any problems with sharks or sea urchins?Do you have a roomate? Maybe you're a very considerate person and subconsciously don't want to do it in a shower you share.
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In reply to: Maybe a long-delayed reaction to that incident, or to something else you've repressed and are not consciously aware of. Have you had any problems with sharks or sea urchins? You know Steve, you might be on to something there. I have an aquarium and really care for my fish. I moved to this apartment last Memorial Day weekend and as soon as we got here, we were without electricity for three days due to storms. Needless to say, all my fish died. Could that be it? Or maybe I'm afraid of ducks. In reply to: Do you have a roomate? Maybe you're a very considerate person and subconsciously don't want to do it in a shower you share. Nah, that's not it. And he certainly doesn't mind doing it in the shower!
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In reply to:he certainly doesn't mind doing it in the shower!Might this be why you don't feel comfortable doing it in the same shower?
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ok, cum chasin in the bath, dead fish, ducks.........this thread is getting stranger and stranger.........Damien I would be happy to shower with you to observe this 'no pop' behavior.....for scientific purposes you understand
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Well, my dear, I'm quite certain that if you showered with me there would be NO 'no pop' behavior.
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It's the standing up that causes this i'll bet. Sit down. I sit down in the shower till im done, then stand and wash
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Nope. I can do it standing up elsewhere.
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But can you do it standing where someone else has done it earlier that day?
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Yeah, Steve can go to your house, wank in your shower and then you try, that would work! Doesn't that have something to do with repositioning the Oort cloud?
