when i wake up i'm never right in the bed lol and it's eiter i'm tied up in the sheets or covers or there on the floor. i woke up a couple days ago side ways with me feet hanging off the bed. i was on my back too. not a morning i would have wanted my mom or dad..or anyone to see.
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Morning wood
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In reply to: It involves taking a roll of stamps ]That's what it was! not paper but stamps. It was a really long time ago I heard about it so I forgot.
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how about night wood?
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I find that if I spank it or have sex right before I go to sleep - I usually don't wake up with morning wood.
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In reply to:How long does morning wood last? It depends on a lot of things, but once I wake up, then it goes away in about 5 minutes or so. That's without touching it or anything. But occassionally, it doesn't go down for a while! Just the other day, it stayed hard for 20 minutes after I woke up. Even after taking a pee, it still wouldn't go down. It is embarrassing when you're staying over with other people. Like a few month ago I was on a ski trip with my cousins, uncle, and my cousins kids. I was sleeping in the living room, and every morning I was surrounded by everyone hanging out in the living room, as I was usually the last one to get up. So every morning I woke up with morning wood, but waited for my erection to go down before getting out of bed, because it would have been very noticeable. I just hoped no one noticed the bulge through the sheets before I woke up and was able to turn on my side to hide it.
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In reply to: how about night wood? Hate it!
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Why hate the wood? Cherish and exploit it. Let your involuntary erections be your life's guide
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In reply to: Why hate the wood? I could answer that but i chose not too. Sorry
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dont cherish it. polish it *grins*
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polish what
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think lol
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i know what he meant. i was messing with him. lol Ooooooooo Never mind
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gods, i only just posted that and 4 replies...
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really?
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yes really.... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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just took me by surprise. most forums you have to wait about a day to get 4 replies in a topic. people in here must either be active more or just shoot their mouth off more *grins* either way i like
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diver has about 800ish more posts to look at LMAO!!!!! and i'm not helping.STOP READIGN!!! and talk to me!
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There are people here that have been here for a shorter amount of time compared to me and they have way more posts.
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The Male Genitalia thread tends to be a lot more active than all the others. I try to stay away most of the time because I got tired of the "Am I small?" type of questions.
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usually right after i pee.
