Try a dog or a cat. You know, peanut butter on yourself and get them to lick it off.I prefer the cat, as their tongue has a roughness
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Is this wrong?
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Oh please I've already done that.Maybe a pig.I heard they're really easy.
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its ok you can share my horseIf you have a quarterhorse, four of us can share him.
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No it was a horse!!It had one, big, gargantuan penis and I think he was neutered.
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Woo hoo party at my horse, bring your naked twister
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> he was neutered
And you're concerned about his sexual orientation? That's like worrying about a stain in the rug while your house is burning down.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sorry, you cant come if your a virgin whos only done it with animals
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I haven't done it with any animals I've only had a failed attempt at giving a bj to some stupid, sterile horse!!!
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you said you already tried with a dog and a cat
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I let them lick me.Sex with animals is gross.Do you know how much bacteria they're sex organs probably have?
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as much as yours
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remember......dogs are mans best friend....or in this case it can be girls best friend...
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I can't believe I'm going to say this but the horse I saw had all this black, chunky stuff all over his genital area and it was gross.
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its probably some sort of horse stds, since you gave him a blowjob you are probably infected too and will soon see those huge black gross things growing in your mouth and all over your lips.
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uh oh, I was wondering what that black lump in my mouth was.
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why the hell would u give a horse a BJ.
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Good luck with kissing someone now lol.
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iam going to be sick thats very very very very WRONG!!!!i know when iam horny i just masturbat and it all gone
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You do realise I was kidding, right?