Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Scotland, so I don't see her usually...BUT, I got her email and started talking to her on AIM not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and we both admit we aren't virgins, and there's a silence. Suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash...She did the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard smashShe did the mashIt caught on in a flashShe did the mashShe did the monster mashFrom my laboratory in the castle eastTo the master bedroom where the vampires feastThe ghouls all came from their humble abodesTo get a jolt from my electrodesThey did the mashThey did the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard smashThey did the mashIt caught on in a flashThey did the mashThey did the monster mashThe zombies were having funThe party had just begunThe guests included Wolf ManDracula and his sonThe scene was rockin', all were digging the soundsIgor on chains, backed by his baying houndsThe coffin-bangers were about to arriveWith their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"They played the mashThey played the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard smashThey played the mashIt caught on in a flashThey played the mashThey played the monster mashOut from his coffin, Drac's voice did ringSeems he was troubled by just one thingHe opened the lid and shook his fistAnd said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"It's now the mashIt's now the monster mashThe monster mashAnd it's a graveyard smashIt's now the mashIt's caught on in a flashIt's now the mashIt's now the monster mashNow everything's cool, Drac's a part of the bandAnd my monster mash is the hit of the landFor you, the living, this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my door, tell them Boris sent youThen you can mashThen you can monster mashThe monster mashAnd do my graveyard smashThen you can mashYou'll catch on in a flashThen you can mashThen you can monster mash
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Oh fuck
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Bllsht. You are a virgin, young man, and a waster of valuable Internet resources.
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I love that song but what a waste of a post.
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lolwhat a dope
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I posted in that in other forums and they found it hilarious, you guys just don't have a sense of humour.
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We have a sense of humor for things that are funny. The folks in the other forums are either pretty young or pretty dumb.If you're going to start a "humorous" thread, it would be better to put it in the Community Forum.
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lol i thought it was funnynot everything here has to be so serious
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Yo dat waz wakd, man.
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I liked it. Brilliant!
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In reply to: I love that song but what a waste of a post. Agreed
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i'll admit: i laughed. but let's be honest. this story is purely imaginative.. which kind of makes it even funnier.
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how is it funny? Since humor is relative, i will say that this humor is similar to a snail being run over by a car tire, and you are the snail.
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SteveA, TROLL!
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No, this is a troll:
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Yes I have that dicharge always trickling out of my penis. It seems to increase in volume the longer I have Gonorrhea. I have been having sex with many girls in Thailand. When I went on my recent vaction to Canbodia I had sex with many girls there.
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Hahah Thats great.
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LOL very good
