Hey every one. I want you all to post your dirtiest sexual experience story. Mine would have to be the time I let a guy finger me in a mens bathroom. We were making out on a couch at a party. I was so horney and I wanted to do more. So I grabed his hand and led him into the mens bathroom and put a chair agianst the door so no one could get in. I pushed him agianst the wall and started kissing him really hard. Then I pulled him down on the floor on top of me. There was this intense sexual energy taking hold of me! I grabed and directed his hand. First up my shirt and then down and up my skirt. His fingers worked magick! It was amazing. We definatly would have gone all the way right then and there , but the dumbass forgot a condom. But it was sure awsome! So what about you?
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Dirtiest Stories! Please tell
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put a chair agianst the door so no one could get inToo bad for any guys who needed to drain the pickle.> Then I pulled him down on the floor on top of me.Was that your first close look at a men's room floor? It's not usually a pretty sight. I hope you weren't under the urinals.> but the dumbass forgot a condomNow, who was the agressor? Who's the dumbass?That story sure sounded made-up.
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I once rolled in the mud at my schools football field...wait no...that was made up too
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You shouldn't lie about rolling around in the mud. It's an isult to every Woodstock concert-goer.
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Sex with the barn animals...matter of fact I was in West Virginia when that happened.
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Really. Do tell.
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Amanda, was the horse too small for you?
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Amanda- sex w/ barnyard animals?
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only on occasion
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christmas, birthdays, etc
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Sex at my bf's neighbour's house while they were away! On their bed...and their bathroom...and their basement. So funny cuz they thought we actually playing of their ratty dog.
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would have been dirtyier if you were playing with the dog!ok, I've just upset myself, sorry
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LMAO! Sicko hehe, it's not like we'd be able to anyway, it's a 15 year old, half blind, hald deaf yorkie.
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so what you're saying is that it wouldn't put up much of a fightSicko? thanks for noticing
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Pretty much, we'd probably shatter the old bitch into a trillion pieces.
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yeah, I know that feeling
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Oh god the image!!! bangs head on keyboard aoadsoidfba!!!nvidnasdcy942Q$%Qg834q
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lmao! your head is quite loquacious. Please invite it to post more often :wink:
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vo9734bfp w87 hf...but seriously: #^$$&#%$$E^*(^$#@@. I know i'm an idiot, so don't bother pointing it out. Back to the dirty sex stories everyone
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In reply to: #^$$&#%$$E^*(^$#@@. WOW that made me turgid!!!I never said that you're an idiot!!