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Walken

Anyone here tan outside with their gf nude?

hmmmmmwell not around here.
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leelee89

Well that dude who walks around in the neon yellow speedo every year at Hampton whose like a 1000 years old needs to cover up with more than sunscreen. 17 years of looking at that is enough haha.
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Walken

I think you secretly like it.
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leelee89

Noooooooo! It's icky (shudders and gags). It's a tiny speedo....ew.
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Walken

how about me in a speedo l;)
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leelee89

It'd be a hell of a lot better than that guy. He's like 75, covered in tattoos, has a deep fake looking tan, long gray hair, and of course there's the gravity problem.
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Walken

oh so I am not a hunk to you, fine....I guess you do not get to see the pole dance I can do.
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leelee89

You never mentioned a pole dance!
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Walken

well ya gotta grease me up first.
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leelee89

Won't you just slide right of the pole then?
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Walken

well ya thats the point, slide around and right onto your lap, LOL
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leelee89

I'm little be careful!
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Walken

hmmm maybe I slide onto the couch, and then you can sit on me...I am a big guy....6' 220 pounds....I look like a true blonde Irishman
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leelee89

yeah i'm like 5'1" 120-125 so you'd prolly just end up giving me brain damage. Where's Dantek? We got a THA (thread hijackers anonymous) meeting to go to....hmmm.
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Walken

hahahahahahaWell you are not the originators of that.A certain member and I go back to when we had a race with posts and he and I did that so much,
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leelee89

well it's good to know we're not alone in this....
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Walken

nah of course not. You two need to come to Thread Hijacking University. I am the current Dean there.
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leelee89

Thats ok I got a masters...i'm self taught.
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Walken

Rooks....
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Gotta take you to school, it has to become unintentional.
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pinkranger4

Have you guys ever considered chatting in PM?
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