Real Pussy

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Hey, this is kind of an embarasin question but...Is there anyway to get the realistic feel of a pussy without having so many items..or actually doing it...I need realism

My ex bought me a fake pussy thing with pubes and all a long time ago and after trying to enlarge it by cutting and stretching and cutting all the nubs off the sleeve, it still wouldn't fit properly. It doesn't come close but I guess for a virgin one could use your imagination or a few drinks. LOL

Go get yourself a seedless watermellon...cut a hole in it the size of your wiener, set it on the porch in the sun for an hour, fuck away while its warm.Iv never tried it, but Iv heard about it form many sources, even before the net was invented.

or warm apple pie...mmmm

or warm apple pie...mmmmAh i laughed for a good 5 minues after hearing that . . .

In reply to: Go get yourself a seedless watermellon I have also heard a Banana peel works good as well.

In reply to: I had a guy in high school who told me his grandfather served in Vietnam and that is what they did to relieve themselves. I hope they didn't share the same watermelon

I just had a Me, Myself, and Irene moment lolThe watermelon thing was in one of the deleted sences

American Pie was an awesome movieI laughed so hard when his dad walked in and he was humping the pie

Comon everybody , Is there anyway to kind of get the real feeling..?

I was actually being serious when I said a banana peel. I personally have never tried it but from what I have heard form some of my straight guy friends is that it feels close to the real thing.

Are you serious??? How in the world could anything compare to the feeling of a real pussy? It's warm, it's wet, it's self-lubricating, it has a look and feel all its own, and it's reactive to your touch if you have half a clue. My friend, there is nothing in the entire fucking universe that can replace or even remotely simulate the joy of an honest-to-God pussy! Get over it and go get yourself a girl!!! They may be a pain in the ass sometimes, but it's still true: women have half the money and ALL the pussy!

Well I can do without the pussy part

LOL! That wasn't meant for you. Different strokes for diferent folks, I guess.

Very very true