Never caught but...

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Even tho i've never been caught by my parents, do you think parents know that their kids masturbate. i dont really care but im just curious (17yo)...

I'm sure a lot of parents know, especially the dads. I think a lot of them don't want to think about it or face the reality, though.

how old are you are you a dad?

If you click on my screen name, you can see my birthdate, which will tell you that I am only a teenager. And I happen to not be a father.

They Fucking What???my 13 and nearly 16 year old son touch thier naughty bits??You gotta be shitting me !Of course we fucking know. Do kids really think that parents may believe that a shower takes a half hour? that you always have to shit at the same time each day and it always takes 30 minutes?We know perfectly fucking well what you little shits are doing.You bastages are doing the same thing I was doing at that age, despite disney channel bullshit shows and Nickelodians crocks as well, parents are not stupid, they are not comic relief for children, they know exactly whats going on.

well dude it sounds like u dont really like kids...calm the fuck down!!!

That's just his way of saying, "Yes, we certainly do know. We weren't born yesterday."

lol

fThat was a heavy dose of sarcasm. We certainly do know your playing with the ole jigglys. If you kids think we have no clue, then your stupid. We all started doing it when we were kids, we know what goes on.

ya im sure they do they jsut dont say anythign they probly tihnk they went though it too or still do well at least i hope my dfad doesn't

Your dad does.When it coes to masturbation, theres two types of mpeople, those that do it, and those that lie about not doing it.

I met a woman from Spain who claimed she didn't do it. I believed her. Now I wonder...I knew someone who really didn't do it, even when she was in her mid-20's. I gave her a book by Lonnie Barbach called For Yourself (it went out of print and was replaced by For Each Other. She wasn't wearing the burqa. She was a bit inhibited, and didn't really know about that kind of stuff.I didn't talk to her about it until years later. She said that the book had a great positive effect on her life.

I know my kids will, and the eldest probably does, havn't caught him at it tho, not sure how i will handle that if it ever happens, which it won't i hope LOL any parent who thinks their kids don't is living in a dreamworld.

Chance right? Sometimes showers do take 30 minutes. They do for me but that's because I let it turn into a bath and I usually fall asleep.