My brother just asked me: 'if you hold back your fart, does it still stink?'
I dont know, i havent noticed, but does it?
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Goofy QUESTION!
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LOL. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say yes.
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You mean, does it stink when it finally comes out? I'd expect it to smell at least as bad. How long would the fart be held back?
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actually, i just read about it somewhere myself people can indeed hold in fart for the whole day, but when they go to sleep... well then its quite impossible to hold it in I dont know, if it stinks, but because it should go back in, it shouldnt stink.
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It must be pretty uncomfortable to hold in a fart the whole day.> I dont know, if it stinks, but because it should go back in, it shouldnt stink.I don't understand what you're saying. If there's stinky stuff in the gas, I don't know where the stink would go.
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LOL...Just ask a kid who farts in the tub, even filtering it in water, it still stinks! I can't imagine any more time with the turds filtering it is gonna make it smell any better!
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actually I noticed when farting in the tub or shower it smells WORSE but lingers for less time./Im a big farter, I love to fart, because I am a man I also know it is hysterically funny.Holding in a fart all day would make ym intestines burst. Iv held it in for a few minutes, just to get the right timing to let er rip for the best effect, and thats wa mighty uncomfortable. (see lese where onthe website for my 50 first dates story, Im not typing it all again)Sometimes they wont have the right fragrance, or strong enough aroma, so I hold them in for a bit, I like to refer to this as double brewing a fart.If you hold one in all day, and its a actual fart as opposed to swallowing air, its made from methane, and methane stinks, period, no ifs ands or buts about it. when ti comes out, your gonna have some smell, the stink does not go away and be absorbed into your body.as a bonus, if its jsut the noise I want say to clear a line while christmas shopping, I can fart anytime I want to do so, I can suck air into my ass and force it out for a nice noise effect, if I got some poop construction going on, I can get a pretty good but short lasted smell effect as well.These are handy when shopping, or when you want to "comment" on someones opinion at work or a party or random idiots at coffee shops
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its made from methane, and methane stinksActually, methane is odorless; it's the same thing as natural gas. Before the gas company pipes it to your house, they have to add a nasty-smelling fragrance so you'll notice it if it leaks. Maybe you can lease out your rear end to the gas company.Farts consist mostly of Nitrogen (most of that from swallowed air); some people don't harbor the type of bacteria that puts out methane as a waste product. The odor comes from trace amounts of other gases that bacteria put out, many of them sulfur-containing.
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Look, all I know is farts are SUPPOSED to stink, its so deaf people can enjoy them too.and they contain mathane and they burn, ask any 5th grade kid, thats about when I joined the blue flamer club.