we have quite alot of evangelicals at our church. most of them at other churches in different countries. my godaunt used to be one in Zimbabwe, Africa when she worked as a doctor for 8 yrs. until she retired and started working in the children's ministry. 5-7 of them make up the prison's ministry and you wouldn't believe some of the stories they have. OD lol. I don't think I want to be an evangelical. more like an evangelist or missionary with my church maybe, dunno.
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Not to stir up trouble, but...
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Quote:I don't think I want to be an evangelical. more like an evangelist LOL. It's the same thing, I think. Evangelical is like the ideology. Evangelist is a person who subscribes to the evangelical ideology or a certain religion.
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no evangelicals usually stay where they are in their church at least that's how it is in my church. evangelists travel more. that's why you have evangelicalism and evangelism. evangelists evangelical
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Every time God kills a kitten, I masturbate.
Oops! Now I can't run for president.
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Behind every sarcastic joke or response there exists an element of opinion.
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Originally Posted By: Steve_A
Every time God kills a kitten, I masturbate.
Jeepers, Steve, however did you find the time for 17,000+ posts?!?
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He does it in his sleep:grin:
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Its kinda odd. If you set the average time for him to type each post, from the short and snappy to the long and chunky, it would be about 2 minutes per post.Multiply that by 17158 and ya get 34316 minutes. Or about 572 hours. Thats almost 24 days of his life that he has spent posting on this forum, thats not including the weeks that he has spent browsing!! And all in the space of 2 years! (Happy Anniversary Steve, sorry I missed it by a few days)
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How about this.Every time Steve posts, I masturbate.I'd be raw!
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If he actually printed all of his posts out; he'd probably have an interesting book of opinions (And a GREAT case study for psychologists, lol)Hey Steve, 20,000 or bust, buddy.Hmm, now I wonder, what is the largest number of legitimate forum posts from a single user over the history of the internet?
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So, I guess he doesn't have time to sleep?
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If you cont every jerk off session I had since I started jerking off, I bet Steves post count is a bit behind my hand fucking sessions. In fact Id bet its more than a bit behind.at the beginning I was going for alot more often than I do now and I still manage to crank out 2 or 3 a day, plus sex. even at 2 a day for lets say ABOUT 25 years so uhhh 365 x 2 x 25, uhhh 18250...Shit Steve isnt as far behind as I thought, I best get to wacking or hes gonna hit 20k before I do.
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Well with 17158 posts, that means he's been posting about 23 times a day.
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If I jerked off 23 times a day Id be dehydrated and my dick would look like it had been through a salad shooter, Im afraid Steve will win this race, I care mor about my cock than my pride.
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Well thats just showing how close the two of you are.You've wanked twice daily for 25 years.He's posted 23 times daily for 2 years.
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Poor kitties don't stand a chance.
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Hitler didn't even kill this many kittens!
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you do realize he's gonna come back and like murder you all right lol
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I post every time God masturbates. What do you think fills all those Ding Dongs, Devil Dogs, and Yankee Doodles?
Bob, browsing time is just a tiny fraction of posting time. By the way, it turns out that the English, Irish, Welsh, etc. are all pretty much genetically the same. The idea that the Celts, Normans, etc. had much of an effect on the gene pool appears to be a myth.
Now the name of Boston's basketball team makes little sense.
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Well its actually worse than 23 times a day, cause he hasn't been here every day for the past 2 years. Steve has made atleast two long vacations from the forum, so its probably a lot higher. And what about work? Does Steve work??
