"Omg he's soo hott!"...?

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umm yea.. cuz i don't know wut u mean. lol but i mean they girls.. i mena liek i dk how old they are. 10, 11....somehting liek that. i mean elementry age. so yea i didn;t want to scare them. but i thoguth it was too funny.

Well you won't be upset then, I caught it. I'll go ya one better, I say you should put in you Goodbye Horses track and broke out the chap stick and moves all-la Jay.Had you done that, you would've know that their either ready to bed down immediately or you would scared 'em shitless but since they're ten it's beside the point.Let's see if you can get that obscure reference Mr. Chance. If ya don't get it I'm going to be disappointed in ya.

I understand it, shit I often am compared to Jay, all i need is a fat friend n an overcoat who doesnt talk much.

Tell ya what I'll bulk-up a little more and I've got the overcoat and hardly speak to anyone in person so... You gotta store we can hangout in front of?

Do you think Id lok good with my balls and cock tucked between my legs and posing ?would that be sexi, or hott ?or just cute?I will not be wearing t shirts with my wedding date on them ever in my life.

I remember seeing maybe even in Oklahoma, a gas n go, here in Tooele Utah there is a quality quik stop on broadway, the shitty run down part of town, no video rental stores next door but there is a dog grooming place next door that was once an artic circle, and he home town bakery is acrost the street.

I think it would be hot, sexy, handsome and cute in a disturbing Silence of the Lambs kinda way but hell it's good with me just as long as you don't go down on Kinky Kelly. I mean I'll still watch, I just won't think of you quite the same anymore.

I dont want to become known as the sexy stud, and I dont have the extra 500 to fuck Kelly after the show either.On the plus side Iv never done anything to risk getting my mother pregnant in a eatery bathroom.How do you think our little tangent will affect Abis thoughts on men? Im sure that she will now realize we are indeed pigs, not to mention I know she has never seen the movie and will be rightly confused.

I don't believe you, your to sex hot and retard strong not to have. Hell, if you didn't, it was probably just because you thought Pillow Pants was on the loose somewhere and you where scared.Abi needs the practice life's confusing, best she find out and get use to it now.

You slipped, its sex nuts and retard strong, adn I find that an absolute dead on description. If you ever had a retarded guy grab you youd understand that strong part. My brother used to work in a home taking care of them when they were nto able to be at home and he used to take them on field trips. He brought two of them over one day to hang out with me and him and watch a movie. one of them freaked out while we were bullshitting and hit my brother, I was trying to grab him and hold him and calm him down and didnt have a fucking prayer. He was smaller than me and stronger than me. Flipped me over his shoulder and kicked me in teh fucking head like it was nothing.Its the only time in my life I ever desperatly needed to hit someone ofthat mental capacity. Luckily the other one that was with him scorned him and he kid jsut stopped, looked at his shoe and told us he was sorry.Combine that with sex nuts and youd understand the fear of wacking off at work in a public shitter.

so.... when a girl walks by the first thing he thinks is "SEX!"? say no and make my day

No, he doesn't.He thinks "SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX!"Its a small difference...

It depends. Would she be wearing a burqa or a string bikini, or nothing at all?

NoWe think, yes Id like to have sex with her or no I dont want to bed her down but I would after a few drinks or no way in hell would I do that brathing pile of shit.Sometimes we even think holy dog fuck!! Id give my left nut to nail her ! Id suck her daddys dick just to see where she came from !I, for the record have been willing to give up my left nut but never to suck her dads dong.

oh thats it looks like im going to have to put leelee and Angel over my knee AGAIN! sheesh, atleast ashley got it right!

well um... buddy I need some choco...chocolate lol. I love ya chance you're very funny. stop feeding me this information! lol...I'm gonna go get that chocolate now. got worked up. I just need to go to bed actually lol

oh shush, I get it right every day and you know it so bite me.