Ahhh i applied at Office max today an i got hired! yay right?
NOT!!! shit tomorrow i have to take the drug test....
its been like 2 months since i did E so i should be ok from that...
but like a week ago i had 2 hits of like the weakest weed ever!
I didnt even get high an i really almost never smoke so its not like i have a lot in my system!!!
but is there anything besides drinking alot of water that can help me pass????
I dont wanna do drugs anymore im being clean an good now an i need this job!!
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Oh crap drug test tomorow!
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Exactly what Helms said. There's nothing you can do. Take the test, learn your lesson.
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if you didnt smoke very often and had 2 hits youd be fine. If you smopked alot before that your dirty.
skip the test.
your better off to not show for it and lose the job then be tested and have it on the record. -
Ive never had to take a drug test but the kids I hang out with do it on surprise occasions (parole) so they for some reason carry cotton balls around. I have no idea how it could help unless the drug test is an oral swab. (I dont know anything about em.) If its just the swab then cotton ball your mouth, it might help (probably not)
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the cotton balls might be so they can piss through them.they might have bleach on em to fuck up the test
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Is it true that drinking a lot of Gatorade and water and what not will get the thc out of your system faster?I've heard that you can take a test three days after getting high if you do nothing but drink and pee all day.
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I very much doubt it. Drinking a lot dilutes your urine, making the test a bit less sensitive, but it doesn't aid much in the excretion of anything. Certainly the effect wouldn't be enough after three days.
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Yeah, that seems to be the best option. I've never had any problems with taking a urine test yet, and don't plan to.
I did know a person that had to take a test for his job, and was unsure of his condition, so when he walked into the testing center or whatever, he was eating a huge poppyseed muffin. They made him go home and take it again later.
Probably the first time an episode of Seinfeld has saved someones job. -
good luck man. my dad smoked weed and did some coke like a week before he had a drug test and he passed.