Riddle ;)

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Maybe he landed on the house roof across from his window? There has to be a chimney below his window somewhere if it's got soot all over it.

The first, I-T.

The second - perhaps he was a window cleaner and jumped from the outside in.

Originally Posted By: IneligibleThe first, I-T.The second - perhaps he was a window cleaner and jumped from the outside in. Correct,i have another,this os an amazing thread ,lol.A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

These are getting to be too easy. He wrote "your exact weight".

lol,correct, I want to think of a really hard one let me see Hmm found oneWhat does man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? What do the poor have, what the rich require, And what contented men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, And all men carry to their graves?

Easy, too. Nothing.Here's one: You are in one of two rooms, neither of which can be seen from the other. There are three switches in the room you're in and they each correspond to one light in the other room. How can you figure out which switch goes with each light?

Turn one lightswitch on for a few minutes, then turn it off. Turn another on and go into the room with the lights. The light that is on is the switch that is on. The light that is off but warm is the lightswitch you used first. And the light that is off and cold the the last one.

Come on. At least try to make this difficult :laughing:

You asked for it.What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.At a toy store, a game costs 14 cents, a doll costs 21 cents, a koala bear costs 28 cents, and a top costs 14 cents. How much does a pinwheel cost?When is a door not a door?When is a car not a car?

Nothing is correct RIDDLE ME THIS:I'm a riddle in nine syllables,An elephant, a ponderous house,A melon strolling on two tendrilsO red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!The loaf's big with it's yeasty risingMoney's new minted in this fat purse.I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.I've eaten a bag of green applesBoarded the train there's no getting off.

Quote:What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.I heard this one before, I hope that's not a form of cheating...The word is: startling. 1. ''l'' - starting2. ''t'' - staring3. ''a'' - string4. ''r'' - sting5. ''t'' - sing6. ''g'' - sin7. ''s'' - in8. ''n'' - I Quote:At a toy store, a game costs 14 cents, a doll costs 21 cents, a koala bear costs 28 cents, and a top costs 14 cents. How much does a pinwheel cost?Honestly no idea...I'm perfectly stumped. Quote:When is a door not a door?This used to be a joke when I was younger...when it's ajar. Quote:When is a car not a car?This was a joke too...when it turns into a drivewayGood ones, keep 'em coming!

Quote:I'm a riddle in nine syllables,An elephant, a ponderous house,A melon strolling on two tendrilsO red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!The loaf's big with it's yeasty risingMoney's new minted in this fat purse.I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.I've eaten a bag of green applesBoarded the train there's no getting off. The ''nine syllables'' and ''a cow in a calf'' really got me thinking it's: pregnancy?

yep it is pregnancy :wink:

RIDDLE ME THIS:

A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?

Ok here's a good one...I never was, am always to be,No one ever saw me, nor ever willAnd yet I am the confidence of allTo live and breathe on this terrestrial ballWhat am I?

Tilly. No that's not a blind guess...

yes TILLY,but why?

No clue at all...I got lucky. It just sounded right for some reason, I don't think that's the answer you're looking for though!

HMMM!!!!!!!!!!she follows the pattern Do Re MI Fa So La TiThat's the rest of the answer

I see, I see...that's clever.Two unsolved riddles from above... Quote:At a toy store, a game costs 14 cents, a doll costs 21 cents, a koala bear costs 28 cents, and a top costs 14 cents. How much does a pinwheel cost?and... Quote:I never was, am always to be,No one ever saw me, nor ever willAnd yet I am the confidence of allTo live and breathe on this terrestrial ball

Riddles suck elf balls. I can't do any of these damn things.

Elf balls? Elf balls? Sickening...smiles