I'm left without speech, enjoy... or not.
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Shit to kill time looking at
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100 bucks for sexJohnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...but she belonged to someone else...One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'llgive you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."but the girl said, "NO."Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you benddown, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult herboyfriend...so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick upthe money very fast...he won't even be able to get his pants down.She agrees and accepts the proposal.Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend tocall. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whathappened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entiretybefore agreeing to it, and getting screwedLesson to all you lonely guys, sometimes you've gotta think outside the box if you wanna get in the box.
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Just cause your used to seeing things one way doesn't mean it's the only or correct point of view.
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
~ Ellen Goodman
People are just plain fucked up.
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Killing time eh?Heres a way to kill some time while waiting for 1-20-09 to arrive...http://www.aksalser.com/game.htmEnjoy!
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I was throwin' shoes yesterday.
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Shit you thought you knew.
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For the truly bored of which I'm apparently one.
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More stupid shit. I bet their feet are all funky and grow a lot fungi.
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Originally Posted By: OldFolks
That was actually pretty interesting. Most of that I knew, but I admit the George Washington bit I didn't know.
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Love the idea but I require that a white t-shirt be used.
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Now your getting to far out scotty, lets try to pull your ass back in...http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1713923/3d_tattoos_arts_weird_tattoos_design/+—————– Bizarre Warning Labels —————–+“This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” -Found on an electric rotary tool.“Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” - Found on a can of under-arm deoderant.“Do not drive with sunshield in place.” - Found on a card-board sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” - Found on a pack-age of airline peanuts.“Not intended for highway use.” - Found on a 13-inch wheelfor a wheelbarrow.“Kills all kinds of insects. Warning: This spray is harmfulto bees.” - Found on a can of insecticide.“WARNING: Contents flammable.” - Found on a container oflighter fluid.“Do not use orally.” - Found on a toilet-bowl cleaningbrush.“Please keep out of children.” - Found on a butcher knife.“Warning: Do not use on eyes.” - Found in the manual for aheated seat cushion.http://www.oddee.com/item_95300.aspx
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I got a good laugh out of a lot of these. Some are stupid most are funny.
Read the text.
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I love the first tattoo in the vid. The yellow and black spider is just to fuckin' real lookin'. The eyeball fucked me up for minute.
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but the best one is this one!http://www.capnwacky.com/sw/sw37.htmlwith out the text it means nothing, with it? its fucking classic.EDIT:Oh god, this one too form the super heros... http://www.capnwacky.com/unfortunatesuper/03.htmlit may just kill me to continue
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I dunno.. Auqaman is pretty hot! hehe
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it very fucking near killed me!
Another place I sometimes visit full of locals...the 3 vids, watch them in order, fuck oh dear...http://www.bogley.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15526&sid=6cba28471b1b707a53637775ab04d76c
