When I wipe I'm also sitting and not standing. I don't know if it really works with 1 hand but I can try it next time.
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How does your butt hygiene look like?
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You make it sound like your bottom is clam shut, lol. Using one hand is sufficient enough for you to open your butt and wipe.
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lmao @ open your butt.
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you know what would be really helpful? something like a butt-spreader. you put it between the cheeks and then you have a little handle and wind until you've reached the desire level of spreadness. this way you have both hands free. sounds like a good idea for a product doesn't it?
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No.
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Originally Posted By: Virtual_StarNo. why not?
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roflmao sorry, we don't make good enough use of that icon, but it's deserved here.Wipe your ass, honey. With soap and water. If you wanna make a butt-spreader, go for it, but it seems redundant. The whole point is to allow access to your anus, am I wrong? Well, wouldn't a device obstruct such access?
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Originally Posted By: Seven Stars roflmao sorry, we don't make good enough use of that icon, but it's deserved here.Wipe your ass, honey. With soap and water. If you wanna make a butt-spreader, go for it, but it seems redundant. The whole point is to allow access to your anus, am I wrong? Well, wouldn't a device obstruct such access? i don't know. as long as the water from the shower head gets through it would work. it's meant only for showering purposes.
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Originally Posted By: tonymyou know what would be really helpful? something like a butt-spreader. you put it between the cheeks and then you have a little handle and wind until you've reached the desire level of spreadness. this way you have both hands free.To quote Hobbs of the Calvin and Hobbs comic strip, "Some things don't need the thought humans give them."
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Most of the time my ass is dirty and sweaty because I don't take shower too often and I don't clean my shit too well... I'm working on it though Oh and I would LOVE to get one of your butt-strechers, that would really help me clean my ass.... OMFG Just out soap on your finger and clean your ass, it will all go down the grain, soap will dissolve all the poop that touches you, Peter-BUTT STRE(CRE)CHERS!!!! (couldn't resist)