Splash! Splash! Water on the Moon!

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http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090923-moon-water-discovery.html

Right on!

I've been following this story from the start

When I get the shit I was promised as a kid, you can get the shit you were promised.I want the shit I was promised by 2000!and for the record, Tim agrees with me I had prepared a much longer rant, with the same link, but I fucked up and closed that window on accident, you now must suffer with a less funny, but point still made post.

So, do you want to short hand what Tim had to say for those of us less fortunate bastards that have no sound?

You bastard!You would have to ask since apparently, the lyrics are not available online! Now I have to sit here listening and typing!You best appreciate this!Those liars of ours back when I was in schoolsaid 2010 would be super cool.the gasoline engine would be a thing of the pastwe'd get our own little rockets that would fly real fast.I couldn't wait to be flying around with a 4 hour erection that wouldn't go down, Id impress and undress every woman in town and I couldn't wait for that to get off the ground.Now Im sitting here, theres a cop over there me and hims supposed to be up in the air.him saying "Tim, your way to drunk to fly, I'll havta write you up for an F U I "I'm stuck in an 89 PontiacI'm supposed to be a flying sex maniacSo wheres that contraption to strap on my backWhere the fuck is my jetpack?Where the fuck is my jetpack?Maybe Ross Perot could of finally got around to a tiny little rocket, with a giant suckin sound.But, Clinton came along with mainly women in mindand a giant suckin sound of a different kind.I Can't smoke in my carI cant smoke in a barBob Dillons still our biggest rock starWe made it to mars and now the presidents black,but, Where the fuck is my jetpack?Where the fuck is my jetpack?Where the fuck is my jetpack?Where the fuck is my jetpack?

thanks for typing them out... we Canadians don't have our jet packs yet, nor access to rhapsody.comTim who? btw

No rhapsody?thats a crock of shit. Tim Wilson, the hillbilly homeboy. Thats the Jeff Gordons gay video. All that he could be wrong about Chucky Cheese Hell Uhh oh, that wusnt a marl'burro First baptist bar and grill Church league softball fist fight If you try to save this marriage again, I kill you I married a woman who talks like Jerry Read Theres more, much more, but these, outside of his stand up, particularly his uncle B.S. stories, are the shit he does I like best.Especially the jerry reed song, but if you do not know jerry reed, then I guess you were born to late, and never saw the smokey and the bandit movies as a kid.You also will hate the song.

Holy christ.I never thought Id find it, but Jerry Reed, on Scooby Doo. Thats going back a long way to my childhood.

I very much appreciate your efforts. Your a prince among men.On another note. I remember Jerry Reed on Scooby when I was kid, it pissed me off back then too. I never did have patience for tolerating the sudden appearance of pop-culture icons in my cartoons. ...unless it was 1940s film stars showing up in the Looney Tunes.Did I, honestly, use Jerry Reed and pop-culture in the same sentence... I think the only honorable thing left for me to do is commit seppuku.

Quote: if you do not know jerry reed, then I guess you were born to late yeah, I think I heard of him, my grandma was a fan

seppuku ??

IF thats anything like jerking off, than I just committed it!
and you do not want to know what I had on my monitor when I did it!

Even though I've seen that Scooby episode, it was a repeat. You people are old!

And been lied to since grade school! you forgot that part! I want my fucking jet pack, my flying car and my house under the ocean!

Seppuku Nothing like jerking off but speaking of that I was looking at JizzTube a little while ago and am glad to start to see the occasional reappearance of muff. We've been in the hairless desert for to long now.Bobo, just cause your barely old enough to piss hard on a flat rock is no reason to call us names. Apparently, I saw this in re-runs as well December 9, 1972 was before my time. It still pissed me off though.

We've been in the hairless desert for to long now.Can't say I agree but I've been a fan of "southern shaving" since before it was in style. Now that it is the style, it's all good. I haven't been up-close-and-personal with much more than a landing strip in the last many years... and I get around.

I like hairless desert, think of it more as a hairless dessert, or appetizer.The one thing I hate is yacking up a hair ball in the morning, or choking on a pube, that just kills the fucking mood, not to mention its dangerous, ever puke form choking on a pube?puke in a twat and I make two promises, your not gonna finish the sex, and you are gonna get slapped.

A landing stripe is fine. It looks good but when it's bald that's when my gay gene starts knocking around. It just does nothing for me and hasn't since it became the norm. Back in the day when it was unusual and kinky it was great but a little of it goes a long way.

I've eaten a lot of muff in my time and never once have been choked to death, or even been near expiring. The occasional offending hair is simply removed at an opportune time and there are no problems. If you boys are coming up for air with a mouth full of pubes, I'm here to tell you your doing it wrong. You shouldn't be cattle munching in the pasture.

hmm, maybe it is your gay gene then, because smooth, hairless skin is the epitome of femininity to me. I know not all agree but that's my taste.Oh, and if anyone feels like throwing the pedophilia card down on that, go fuck yourself and thank god you didn't say that to my face... so there