What is the weirdest or most perverted...

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What is the weirdest or most perverted thing you have done in sex or masturbation?I know mine would be logging on to Peesearch.com and doing what they are doing. I wet my pants to see if i enjoyed it, and wanked afterwards.Bloody messy tho LOL

There was this guy on the wrestling team that I absolutely hated. He was a real a@@hole. One day I was the last one still in the locker room and I got this idea. I started jacking myself off, and right before I about to shoot my load I stuck the tip of my dick in the vent slats of the door of his locker. The next day, he opened his locker and found his wrestling suit was all DAMP, and it smelled awful! Hmmmmmmm.......

LOL nice.I once pissed in soomeones motorcycle helmut who i didnt like .

Okay... that was a good one! That is something I would have done when I was in school on the wrestling team. The kid I hated on my HS wrestling team got his jock itching powder so he was picking and scratching his crotch at our all state wrestling tournament. Then we spread the rumor he had crabs.... Lame, I know but effective.

hmmm.. met this guy in a bedroom while watching porn when I was in college at a party .. ended up fucking on the bed (friends walked in on me getting it doggy style) .. in the bathroom.. in the basement on the floor.. in the basement on the bench .. lots of places.. we had a very fun relationship after that

I was mad at a friend once when I was making breakfast so I jizzed in the pancake mix.

I was making bread one day, and starting fucking the bread dough...it was so warm and soft around my cock it didn't take long before I was mixing a big load of cum into that loaf of bread.

So did you bake it and eat it?

of course.

LOL funny!