Oh dear

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All the posters seem to have been raptured . . .

not me!! I SURVIVED!!!

I'm here! Is this Heaven?

Check to see if you still have your clothes on. Clothes on: I'm afraid you've been left behind. Naked: possibly heaven, possibly not.

Originally Posted By: Ineligible

Naked: possibly heaven

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

I think they were all raptured some time ago.

I'm gonna miss Thor...

That brings up an interesting point.I would bet thor would say something about how nobody knows when J.C. is coming back at least that was on the note the he left before he took off (J.C. not thor). If that's the case and the rapture happened when this radio preacher said it would, and thor denied it as the rapture because J.C. said he wasn't going to tell anybody, would thor then not get raptured because he was denying it as the bona fida rapture?

Originally Posted By: OldFolksIf that's the case and the rapture happened when this radio preacher said it would, and thor denied it as the rapture because J.C. said he wasn't going to tell anybody, would thor then not get raptured because he was denying it as the bona fida rapture? That's just crazy talk! I don't think that anyone who gets raptured would deny they are being raptured, would they? I mean, how could they? I was thinking earlier, just because this guy (Camping, not Thor) is a complete whack job and is making these predictions based on idiocy doesn't mean that the rapture couldn't happen when he predicts. It certainly wouldn't be for the silly reasons he's putting forth. It would be more whacky coincidence.

I was raptured and brought back to A2A. Is this heaven or hell? giggleI've missed you kids!

I don't understand how Camping can claim to have studied the Bible carefully and understand difficult arcana, yet miss the clear and plain Gospel passages saying that "the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him" (Matt 24:44 and Luke 12:40).Now that he has re-set the date to October, perhaps it will really happen then because no-one will believe him the third time.

Originally Posted By: damienThat's just crazy talk! I don't think that anyone who gets raptured would deny they are being raptured, would they? I mean, how could they? They might think is some kind of big government conspiracy using mind control stuff to subdue their protest. What's a rapture like? I mean there was this one orgasm I had back when... well you get the idea. I mean how do you know your getting raptured and not just in a nuclear blast, lets say? And if you already know your not gonna know when you get raptured but your getting raptured when this guy says it's gonna happen wouldn't you believe it's more than likely something else and then deny your being raptured, thus pissing off God for denying that he's selected you to rapture?

Sorry hun but this seems just to be purgatory.

yay the sexy one is back!!!

You must be looking in the mirror Steph. By the way, am I the only one that thinks about that Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to warn everyone of the rapture? haha

Originally Posted By: IneligibleI don't understand how Camping can claim to have studied the Bible carefully and understand difficult arcana, yet miss the clear and plain Gospel passages saying that "the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him" (Matt 24:44 and Luke 12:40).Check out his website: crazy talk He performs all kinds of gymnastics to explain that away.

Quite possibly my favorite episode of the Simpsons ever. Ahh, good times.

Originally Posted By: Ineligible

Now that he has re-set the date to October, perhaps it will really happen then because no-one will believe him the third time. :smile:

In Camping's defence (not something that can often be done), October was always part of his May 21st schedule, but it was supposed to be the end of the 5 months of hell on Earth.

Originally Posted By: bobaliciousIn Camping's defence (not something that can often be done), October was always part of his May 21st schedule, but it was supposed to be the end of the 5 months of hell on Earth. Hmm...I'm pretty sure the 5 months of hell on Earth was my last semester of college.

Originally Posted By: damien

Hmm...I'm pretty sure the 5 months of hell on Earth was my last semester of college.

I actually enjoyed my last semester of college, probably because I skipped most of it. :grin: