CAUGHT!!

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probably realized taking your computer for masturbation would be irrational

Doesn't sound like he was gonna take the computer cause his kid was masturbating. Sounds like he was gonna take it cause he was looking at porn on it. That's not irrational at all.

i was never caught but was almost caught... this was years back. i think i was about 16. My mom and brother had left the house to go to the carnival a couple counties over. They shoulda been gone for about 5 or 6 hours.... well maybe 2 hours into it i get an urge to masturbate and decide ill look at some porn on the computer. our computer at the time was located outside the kitchen, which had a sliding door that led out onto the back porch. i closed the blinds. as i was masturbating to some videos online i thought i heard something so i stopped for a second to listen. then i heard nothing... well then as i got back into it all of a sudden the sliding door opened i went at light speed to pull my pants up before they pushed thru the blinds, and i turned off the monitor. i think my mom might have known what i was doing cus i was just sitting there in an akward position trying to hide my erect... which went away quickly. after a couple seconds i flipped the power strip to turn the computer off, since i hadnt had time to close the porn i was watching... anyway thats my story.

I've only been caught once.I was going at it one day on my bed, and my brother opens the door and walks in. Then he turns around and walks out. But it's okay, because a few months later the same happened to him. >_>

not really getting caught but my nephew who is younger than me...i used to do it while he was watching tv he would as what i was doing and i would say i was itchey. =/

i've never really been caught, but, unless my parents are completely stupid, i know they know i do it. there have been plenty of times were they knock on my door for whatever reason, i yell "one minute!", they hear my bed creak as i get up, my laptop clicking a million times as i click out of sites, then me opening the door, probably flushed.my friend almost caught me a few times, too.instead of coming to the door, like a normal person, he just comes to my window since my room is underground, and the window is level to the ground, and he just crawls through after i open it. so there were two times where he knocked on my window and after i got rid of all incriminating evidence, opened my window. he came in and, both times, looked at my face, then the bulge in my pants, my laptop on my bed, and laughed.i didnt really care, tho. we'd already jerked off thogether before that.

Im not 100% sure, but I really think my friend caught me jacking off. I slept over his house one time and we slept in different beds thank god lol. Anyways, it was very hot in the basement and I woke up in the middle of the night in the heat and couldnt get back to sleep. I started getting great thoughts and started jerking off. I went all the way when he was there "sleeping" and quickly, realizing what I just did, ran to the bathroom to clean up. He started talking about masturbating and making cracks about it (not directly but more like "quit jerking off and get over here") but I think he somehow knew, but wasnt too sure lol. I think he thought he was dreaming. =P

this is old, but it sounds more like a fantasy.

hahah, i was almost caught or wasi was having myself a good time masturbating in the basement when my dad came down to say good night, i think i pulled up my pants in time and closed out my porn so he didn't know......i think

i was caught very recently.My roommate left for a school orientation, and while he was gone I masturbated, but afterwards I felt too lazy to put my pants back on , and plus I was sure he wouldn't be back for several hours at least. So maybe twenty minutes go by and all of a sudden the door opens and its him with some other girl. Lube was sitting next to me and everything! I don't think she noticed, cause she wasnt looking at me, but he definitely could tell I was in a compromising position because he walked in and was like "so this is my room......alright lets go"

oh wow. So did he ever talk to you about it. Haha, he's a good friend to leave you alone afterwards

well i kinda misspoke when i said "very recently" it actually happened about an hour before i posted...lol, im kinda just praying he doesnt bring it up.

oh. haha Good luck

lol, i forgot this thing existed. well i got a funny one that was recent. a few weeks ago i was taking a shower with my vibrator at like 9 pm. oh god..well when i was done, i guess i forgot to bring it back to my room. i didnt notice till late the next night, and yeah it was sitting there on the edge of the tub the whole time, and everyone in my family was in and out of the bathroom, taking their showers, with it sitting right there in plain view. i was so embarrassed! lmao, no one said a word to me about it, but i know they knew it was mine that sucked more than anything

lol wow how embarassing! how recent was this, if you don't mind me asking? :laughing:

it happened a few weeks ago

arent you somethin like 16? how the heck did you get a vibrator??

and yes that does suck major monkey nuts im surprised nobody said anything

very easily. spencers and a friend thats over 18 that didnt mind.

lol i guess thatd do it, so what are vibrators common practice in your house or what?

lol no, just me