if you were to drink a gallon of your own cum and, somehow, don't burn any calories in extracting it, it would still be neutral wouldn't it? like eating your arm, you can't gain weight by eating youself. But if you're really fat, can you raise you colesterol by eating yourself?
I'm going to go watch a kungfu movie on Spike now
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Sign if u can suck ur dick
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In reply to: unsupervised Veteran Reged: 11/28/04 Posts: 1850 Re: Sign if u can suck ur dick [re: thepouncer] 04/16/05 02:08 PM Edit Reply if you were to drink a gallon of your own cum and, somehow, don't burn any calories in extracting it, it would still be neutral wouldn't it? like eating your arm, you can't gain weight by eating youself. But if you're really fat, can you raise you colesterol by eating yourself?I'm going to go watch a kungfu movie on Spike now does not suffer fools gladly Now THAT is a much more intelligent analysis. It begs the question, though...If you self suck six times would you re-ingest cum that would otherwise totally leave your body if you were to bang 6 chicks. So, is self sucking more fattening than regular intercourse. And PLEASE, no more answers involving 6 men...OK!! Keep that shit to yourself...I would much rather talk about banging 6 chicks.
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So you just teabagging those six guys? That might burn some calories.
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SteveA
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Loc: Miami, Florida, USA
Re: Sign if u can suck ur dick [re: Hose]
04/16/05 03:05 AM Edit Reply> I have no problem whatsoever
I'm not so sure.
> What I DO have a problem with is you talking about swallowing the semen of 6 men in a post about self sucking.
Doesn't matter if you're swallowing someone else's semen or you own, you'll get just as fat either way. You didn't pay attention in science class, did you?
Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. -- Nietzsche
You aren't even aware of the hidden agenda burried deep inside your psyche...I'm sorry I pointed it out. Forgive me.
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Anyone wanna give Hose a little tutorial on how to copy and paste just the portion of a post to which he is responding? I'm too bumbleheaded today to do it.
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yeah Hose hon, there really is no need to repeat it all, just the bits that have something to do with what you wanna say LOLDamien, you having a bad day hon? kiss
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You've painted a picture of a guy with a green penis and an enema hose hanging out his rear, who asks shocking questions to get a rise out of the inmates, and who doesn't grasp the concept of cutting and pasting. That's what's in my psyche.
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In reply to: That's what's in my psyche well I'm glad we finally got that out in the open
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In reply to: Poster: SteveAYou've painted a picture of a guy with a green penis and an enema hose hanging out his rear, who asks shocking questions. That really gets a rise out of me. It makes my underpants feel heavy. That's what's in my psyche. Do you have...feelings...when you hear the sound of soap dropping onto the floor in the shower at the health club? Do you have a collection of Judy Garland records?
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lmfao, I wish I could make friends as fast as Steve does
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I had a great idea. Got one of those come-alongs. A strap that ratchets tight. They have them at Wal-Mart. I wraped it under my knees and around behind my neck. I started self sucking and got it in about 2/3 of the way. Then I started ratcheting the come-along. I GOT IT ALL! ALL 11 INCHES!! It was real hard to breathe. You sorta gotta swallow it to get it all in. And, when you cum, it goes right down your throat and you never taste it.That solves one of the things I was worried about. You can't get cavities from your cum if it never touches your teeth!
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head in hands oh where do I start here?try the trash compactor behind walmart to bend yourself up a bit more. I found it usefull to not only get all 14" down my throat but I could also look right up my ass.
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It seems that all that cum you've been swallowing has affected your brain cells.
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You've learned how to cut and paste. It's like when a brain damaged person figures out how to crap inside his diaper...it's all good.
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oh no it doesn't affect brain cells too does it!!!!! LOL
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In reply to: ...it's all good. Agreed. Finger lickin' good BTW I had an idea similar to that trash compactor before I tried the come along. I was going to get uder the garage door with the remote and bring the door down onto my back to push...stupid door has some kind of sensor in it and it goes back up when it encounters an obstruction. No help there.
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This thread has officially gone to hell...
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In reply to: This thread has officially gone to hell... astute observation my friend.
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So what this "sign if..." business about? Does posting to this thread mean that we claim that we can do what the thread subject says?
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How about a thread called "Suck if you can sign your dick"...