My grandpa has this prized deer in his house. It is huge. 9 feet tall from foot to back. HUGE DEER. He killed it and stuffed it. He likes to show off how long its penis is. 2 FEET!! I think the deer must have been having a boner at time of death.
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Who uses made up dildos....
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Deer and other similar animals have to have large penises...they aren't agile enough to do poses from the Kama Sutra. It's the only way they can reach.I doubt the deer had an erection when it died. The taxidermist probably did it as a joke.This is kind of off-topic, but my uncle caught a 10-foot marlin (swordfish) and had it stuffed and mounted. Then one day someone broke into his house and stole it!
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what a way to die. I hope I die with a boner (except for the cost of the special coffin.
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I was a photograph by an artist of a guy in a coffin with his erection poking up over the edge. It was titled "Death by Viagra"
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ROTFFLMAO!!!
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JKFDILAU NDSA FKJFKLDIL!!!???!!
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wtf is that supposed to mean?
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exactly!
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I think he fell asleep on his keyboard
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ROTFFLMAO!!!!
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that's funny :grin:
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In reply to:
ROTFFLMAO!!!!
That's annoying.
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I'm going to end up doing that too. It's late and I have to go to work in the morning. As much as I'd like to stay and chat, I have to get up early tomorrow.Take care.
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woah, that is soo 1337. snore
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ROTFFLMAO means Rolling on the fuking floor laughing my ass off
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and FJDOI FDJFDIOFUD F IODSUFIO means "why don't you just type what you mean instead of using all this teeny bopper chat room jargon that some folks don't know." Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine.
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wtfrqmp means "yuor right. i shuld stop but i dont, so DEAL WITH IT!"
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aint teenie bopper.... been around foe a while
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wasn't talking about you. talking about the 13 year old young man.But it's my pet peeve, so no worries, right?