Your best joke.

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Jimmy is an idiot!!!!

Actually it can be told either way lol Or at least I've always heard that joke both ways ^_^

I love TIMMMEH!!!

I think i am goning to be sick..ughanywaysA man walks into a bar"Ouch"

A woman goes to the doctor as an ant has found it's way up her vagina. The doctor say "Hey, we'll put some honey on my dick and lure it out". So he slaps some honey over his knob, puts it in, waits 10 seconds and pulls out. No ant. "Lets try again" says the lady. So he puts it in, waits, pulls out and again, no ant.The docs says, "We can't give up now". So puts some more honey on his knob, puts it in, ..., pulls out. No ant.At once, he sticks it in and starts pumping away like a rabbit with blue balls. "What's going on!!??" asks the lady."There's been a change of plan! I'm going to shoot tha bastard!" came the reply.

A doctor and his wife are eating breakfast. He brings up the issue that she's not very good in bed. They end up in an intense arguement and he rushes off to work in a huff.At 11am, he's calmed down and feeling sorry. He asks the nurse to hold the appointments and makes a call to his wife at home.She takes a while to answer and picks up the phone from in bed.Doctor: "Are you busy"Wife: "Yes I was just in bed"Doctor: "What are you doing in bed at this time?"Wife: "Getting a second opinion!!!"

okay here's a good one: there was this blonde in court, she had been raped, the lawyer asked
L:"now what happened?"
B:"well", she started, " i was walking in the park and then this big man ran up to me he knocked me down and started having his way with me"
L:"did you do anything? did you call for help?"
B:"yes"
L:"well did anybody come"
B:"yes, first he did, then i did"

THIS ONE IS KIND OF GROSS
there was this man traveling through the country and his car ran out of gas. luckily there was a house nearby (only one for miles, go figure :smirk:)anyway he knocked on the front door and a slightly elderly man answered with a grim look on his face. the man asked if he could have a place to stay just for the night and then borrow some gasoline so that he could take off in the morning. the farmer agreed "you can sleep upstairs if you don't mind sharing a bed with my daughter"the man did not mind sharing a bed and soon was sliding into the sheets, the daughter was already facing away from him and appearred to be asleep. the man got comfortable and placed his hand on the young lady's hip, he was about to appologize when he realized that she put up no fight or resistance, soon his hand was stroking her stomach, still no restistance. now he was inspired and placed his hand on her breast and started squeezing and stroking firmly. before he knew it he was inserting his erect penis into her and having the best sex ever. the next morning the man slowly held out his money to the father who said "i'll only charge you half seeing as how you only got half the bed"
the man then replied " that's kind, your daughter seemed very nice, but she was very cold"
"well i'm not surprised, i sure will be sad that we have to bury her today"

Alright this one is kind of corny, no one yell at me alright?So 2 atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns to the second and says, "I think I lost an electron. " The second atom says, "You're sure?" The first atom says, "Yes, I'm POSITIVE!"Little science for those of you out there.