I'm in and out quickly myself, but often if there's someone in another stall he'll still be there when I leave. I don't think all or even most males are slow, but I think some guys do like to make it into a bit of restful time out from the working day.
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Why does it take males so much longer??
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For men, a bowel movement is a great event. Think of a symphony. You work your butt off all morning, grab a quick lunch, then nature calls. Finally, a respite. If we could, we'd light candles and set up a video projector in the stall, but a magazine or newspaper is usually the only option.Now I'm usually most interested in the news section, but on the commode, the sports section is very agreeable. And once I get started, I can't leave until I read and think about all of the college basketball results, and figure out what chance Syracuse has in the NCAA tournament.But seriously (actually, I was perfectly serious), time on the loo is the only chance a lot of men have for "alone" time, other than during the stressful commute to/from work.
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Yes alone time... When you don't have to listen to the wife, the kids whatever. Where you can read a magazine or paper without getting interrupted a hundred times. Alas, even the bathroom isn't sacred anymore. I get homework shoved under the door.."I don't understand the question".. the wife banging on the door, "Cut the crap"... sigh
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lol. poor sdp. The homework under the door thing is funny when you stand back and look at it though.
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It's not like a bowel movement is just one... thing.I'm one of those guys who take long in the bathroom, and it takes a while to get it... all out. I don't think of it as a great event.
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I think it's mostly cuz, they're not only taking a dump, they're probably beating off!
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That's one thing one can do with his "alone time". But sometimes just getting a couple of minutes to read the newspaper can be pretty satisfying.
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Well, personally, I love the time on the toilet, lol!Why? 'cause it's one of the few moments in a men's life when he can do two things at once... EDIT: "Who in the hell beats off while they are taking a dump??? That's gross." It's that or in the shower, what do YOU preffer? xD
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for me i go in and a few seconds im donei don't know why people would find it relaxing or something
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You must live alone.