canon, I have fun when I go out, dont get your grandmom panties in a bunch. You can't see the humor behind achually using ridiculous pickup lines, i'm sorry for you. I'm sure you have the sense of humor of a sloth, a dead sloth. Thanks for your response but i asked for pickup lines and not for someone to pussy fart in my post.
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Pick up lines
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they don't work in the sense that you've just won the pussy lottery or somthing. They are just a absurd ice breaker. come on ladies you love to argue, you know you would like to have some cute guy say somthing funny and ridiculous that u've never heard before. If your going to be offended so easily, just remember, your at the bar with your push-up bra throwing your nipples and tit out of your holster top and a thong that, god damnit, might as well be suspenders. Wearing your high heels and jeans are so tight you can tell if you had a pimple on your ass. If your looking for romeo from harvard law, you're basically a sheep in wolfs clothing, and that doesn't make sense, is aburd, and now all the guys are offended.
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Damn...nicely said! Honest statement there.
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Could be maturity thats the difference. You can have the brainless girls that fall for silly, stupid and moronic pick up lines!
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Ugh but canon he said they were not for using on girls but for entertaining his mates down the bar. I reckon you should read his posts before tearing them apart.
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I had a guy pull this pick-up line on me before "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" and at first I thought it was cute until he continued with "Mmm, I like my girls thick." That right there ruined it so I rolled my eyes and said "Boy you just called me fat, back off". My favorite corny pick-up line is "Baby if I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?" lol
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If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
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In reply to:
your at the bar with your push-up bra throwing your nipples and tit out of your holster top and a thong that, god damnit, might as well be suspenders. Wearing your high heels and jeans are so tight you can tell if you had a pimple on your ass.
So you wouldn't use a line on a "regular" girl?
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who the hell really dresses like that? i have gone to bars and i have never seen women dressed like that!
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Pick up lines are jokes. they are just for fun, does everyone think they are serious? If your using pickup lines seriously there is a problem with you, if your fooling around trying to get a few smiles, then whats the big deal?
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maturity ....... I think your confusing maturity with sense of humor
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Hey, I like pick-up lines from a guy because I think they are hilarious. I will actually talk to a guy if his pick-up line is the cheesiest thing I've ever heard... after I stop laughing. Usually, if a guy gets me to laugh, I will talk to him- he has caught my interest.
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In reply to: Nice shoes... wanna' f**k? i have used this one, and it worked too
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"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
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Too bloody right I would hun!! Someone once came up to me in a club and asked if I had a ladder in my tights or was it a stairway to heaven? Cheesy cheesy cheesy. The chat up line not the heaven!
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A couple more cheesy lines:All those curves and me with no brakes.Excuse me, do you have any raisins?How about a date?If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I togetherWell here I am, what were your other two wishes?Hi I'm a sex bomb can you difuse me?If you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep in until the afternoon.you can come and live in my heart and pay no rentPhew you must be a broom, you just swept me off my feet.Thats all for now
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Riiight. And you know this through your deep analysis of my posts, Sherlock? Maybe I enjoy a good joke. By the way, I don't take pick-up lines seriously... but you already knew that, too, right?
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the best line hands down that ive ever herd was, if you dont dance with me ill cut you up and put you in a bin, and it worked like a charm :blush: :smile:
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Mental note made to NOT go to Bristol!!!
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laffin