THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ, IT MAY LOOK LONG BUT TRUST ME ITS WORTH THE READ IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT AND IN THE END IN COULD REALLY CALM MY MIND DOWN IF YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE OR OPINIONS YOUD LIKE TO GIVE.Ok so lets get right to it shall me. When I take a crap...I can not do it if Im hot or if I have a shirt or sweater on. I need the upper half of me to be completely naked. I mean on some occasions I might have to go really bad so there might be an exception of taking a thin undershirt off. But like I said that is just something that Ive grown accustomed to. However, if you want the completely honest truth if Im at home, I like to take off all of my clothes and do my business bare (Half the time I also like to take a shower after doing my doodie.) Yet when Im outside the house I just take my shirts off.So heres the problem at work today I went into the family single bathroom that has a lock on it like I always do when I take a load off. It also has a sink in it (which is another weird thing about me and that is if I dont take a shower afterwards, I like to use wet tissue to completely clean myself off. I know I know my bestfriend asks me "Well dont you get like pieces of tissue stuck in your hair" and the answer is no, Ive got the technique down.) So as I was saying I locked the door and took my 2 shirts off and just when I was about to finish up, one of the cashiers that cleans up the bathrooms at the end of the night trys opening the door. It was locked so I like whatever. Yet this stupid rude bitch keep turn the handle back and forth until the door was cracked open and Im like HEY IM TAKING A POOP. But this stupid retard is talking to her out stupid cashier friend and is completely ignoring me. Then when she finally finishes her convo, she opens the door more and is about to walk in and is like "Oh my God!" I didnt care cause I had my stomach leaning over my croutch so it wasnt a biggie I was a bit mad though about her being so deaf. So she shut the door and I washed up, flushed, and left.Then taking for granted that Im not a normal person who does there business in a normal way I started wondering if the "Oh my God" was because she almost walked in on me or if the OMG was because she saw me sittting shirtless on the toilet, thus maybe leading her to believe that I was maybe doing something else....yea you guessed it jerking off! I know one time when I was in high school I forgot to lock the door and my bro walked in on me and was like OMG Im Sorry Im Sorry and though that I was spanking my monkey...and I was like...Oh No....No no no no no...its not like that. And then from that point on I made it a point to tell my family that if they ever walked in on me naked on the toilet, that was just the way I did my business. They understood cause even when I was young before I could wipe my own bottom and yelled down the hallway to them "All finished going poop" so they come wipe me, they also said I liked to be naked then. So yea thats my situation in a nutshell. I didnt say anything to the girl because even though I think she opened the door wide enough to see me shirtless Im not sure whether or not she did in fact actually see me or if she turned away quickly. I honestly did know what to do, because if she didnt think what I though she might have though, it would be weird trying to bring it up and beat around the bush especially when Im a 23 year old guy and shes 18....I think that would be totally creepy. However, if she did see and thinking what Im hoping she didnt think...then Im worried that i pretty much screwed because gossip at my store spreads like wildfire and I dont want to be the laughing stock of the store, because I really like this job a lot. And for some reason, its just a hunch, I dont think Ill be able to convince myself to take on the the common old mindframe of saying hey you didnt do anything so if she tells people that you did and you get laughed at, oh well it makes no difference because all that matters is that you know you didnt do it. So please dont tell me to just handle the situation like that.Anyways, yea what do you guys think I should do? Did I do the right by not bringing it up? What would you think if you saw a guy shirtless on the pot? Im somewhat worried hear to put it lightly. Thanks.
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Well, if I were to walk in on you right then, I would probably think that you might have been jacking, but i'd think a million other things too. I'd be bloody imbarassed but I wouldn't tell the entire store - what you do on the potty it your biz. Anyway, I think you should just relax and let it die out. If try talking to her, you'll be embarassing the both of you, and I doubt that she wants to talk about it. Just let her think whatever, then if you get laughed at, just remind them that they jack too. You're making mountains out of molehills IMO.
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Are you saying you take your clothes (or shirt) off when you use an airplane lavatory, the rest room at KFC, stalls that only go down to your knees, and the woods? Is it something you really have to do, like an obsession? It's a pretty odd behavior.I wouldn't worry about the thoughts of person who walked in on you...she had no business doing that. No matter how distracted she is, she needs to make sure the bathroom is empty before entering.If she tells anyone, at least you'll know the source.
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weird habits are cool.... just dont metion it or anything and oneday she might be curious enought to bring it up. then just play it like it's nothing....
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Hey bud, don't give it another thought. Its her bad for walking in on you. What she saw is what she saw, she can draw any conclusion she'd like...you know what you were doing and why. Chances are she won't say a word out of her own embarassment! The OMG was about walking, not about anything she saw...be glad, it could have been worse! Forget it and move on. Oh and by the way, don't give the manner in which you do this another thought...just the way it is bud.
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Lance is right. Wouldn't wanna be in that situation though. One time on holidays my dad went into a public toilet, and opened the door - for some reason the guy hadn't closed the door -and he was rewarded with the sight of an old man grunting. Not cool!
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I can not do it if Im hot or if I have a shirt or sweater on.....But like I said that is just something that Ive grown accustomed to.Just blow off what happened. It may be awkward between you two, but she'll probably keep it to herself.About your bathroom habits though... dude.. This is something you need to work on getting yourself unaccustomed to. That is just a silly and impractical habit.
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The moment of truth comes in one hour...will all eyes be on me or will nothing be thought of it...that is the question. I sure hope the latter of the two happens! As far as my habits are concerned...I just cant change them. Ive been doing it for way to long and I just feel so clastaphobic and hot when Im wearing clothes and crap. I mean I never thought anyone was going to be so stupid as to keep twisting the knob like a stupid bitch (I so wanna back hand that girl...even though Im not the violet type...espeically and definitely not towards women) and therefore never worried about having my shirt off.Someone asked me if I was in the forest would I take my shirt off. Id most likely strip down to just my Tshirt as far as top wear is concerned...unless maybe it was like 20 degrees out. I also wouldnt want bugs and stuff to attack me. So the forest may be an exception.Well Ill be leaving for work soon...Sigh say a prayer for me that no second thinking went into this....cause if it did.....although some of you said she probably wont blab her mouth if she assumed that I was jerking it....I guarantee you that that wont be the case...everyone knows and tells everything to everyone in my store. Hell its even somehow know that my boss served time because he was a child molesting sexual predator. How that got known is beyond me, but the whole store knows and makes fun of him behind his back.
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Hell its even somehow know that my boss served time because is was a child molesting sexual predator. How that got known is beyond me...Not only are convictions on the public record, but in a lot of states, sexual offenders' names and addresses are listed on state-run public Web sites.
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this is off the original topic but it has to do with the last post! so sorry... In reply to: Not only are convictions on the public record, but in a lot of states, sexual offenders' names and addresses are listed on state-run public Web sites. i have a friend who had been eighteen like for two weeks and he and his 16 y/o gf was caught by his girlfriends dad having sex and he called the cops and had him arrested... now he has to register everywhere he lives and all that BS and the really crazy part about it is he's married to her and his father-in-law has no problem with him being with his daughter...so now every time someone does an informative search on sex offenders his apt or house, cars, and other property gets vandalized and he has to move. he's tried to get it pardoned but the gov wont do it. so that lil sex registry law isnt the greatest thing and not all sex offenders ar habitual, violent and/or pedophiles that registry doesnt give the whole story so remeber that next time you see someones name on that list that lives by you or that you know or work with or whatever...
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HOw old do you have to be to have sex in AMerica?
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It varies by state. Each state is like a separate country.
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Whats the youngest and oldest state? Also I dont think a second thought was giving about me pooping or not...it didnt seem to come up so I guess she didnt even notice me with my shirt off. wooooffff...that could have been horrible! But yea youngest and oldest state you have to be to have sex? I thought it was 17 or 18 all over, no?
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For us over here, in England, you have to be 16. You can't get married as well at that age as well, if you have the consent of a parent or guardien.
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if i am bord I will do the same . even if i am in a public washroom just to make it interesting.
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my 5 and 6 year old boys strip wen they go to the bathroom.i dont kno y but they dont close the door so ya wander in n ther ya go. was kinda odd in winter tho,theyd strip n then say ther cold n put socks on but nothing else.quite strange