GETTING HORNY

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Lol she isnt really its just a good comeback to a your mom joke online lol. Ha ha it makes people feel really akward.

I didnt think she was, but being that you said she was what was I suppose to do...laugh at you about your lose.

Lol well you could... have you ever noticed the mouth in your dog picture kinda looks like a pussy? Or maybe I am just wierd...

I gonna say your just weird...and I dont think thats taking a stretch either...I mean look at that avatar of yours. That basically sums it up in a nutshell, but you already new that such a comment was on its way now didnt you?

Lol well actually I was expecting comment allong the lines of "Well thats because you eant to put your dick in its mouth". And what else was I supposed to do on my day off . I think that avitar was a perfect waste of time.

Yea you really need to come to the states like you said youve been wanting to if thats all your british people have to do with your time. I mean dont get me wrong wrapping yourself in TP is always fun, but there are just better things to be doing =0)

Hey there is nothing better than wrapping yourself in toilet paper and having a cup of tea and a crumpet. Jolly good show old bean.

Jolly good show old bean...bahahahahah....and thats why I love Brits. A cup of tea and a crumpet sounds splendid =)

Well, I'm 17, and I rarely get aroused while in school. Usually I just spread my legs a little and let it stick up. I wear loose pants, so it is impossible to see the little bugger under there. Whenever a teacher has called on me, it goes down PRONTO! I don't know why... perhaps the shock of being called on. I guess when I get them, it just happens, I mean, I'm not thinking of sexual things.And I have NEVER gotten hard talking face-to-face with a girl. I just don't view women in that respect... I mean, I'm straight as far as I can tell, but I just don't think sex the moment I see a woman, hot or not.Xathg

getting hard is as unpredictable as the weather especially for teens. popping boners in school is always the most embarassing unless you are in a long dong contest and it won't get up no matter what you do to it. there's no way to get it to go down fast but you can try thinking about anythign except somethgin to do with anatomy, sex and genitals. Or imagine you are sitting naked on the north pole. As for hiding it, I always preferred tightish birefs to hold it close and loose pants to hide the bulge in the briefs. Or on tight pant days, the long tailed shirt worked its magic quite nicely. Then there were times it just didn't wanna behave or hide; fortunately the only person nearby when that problem arose had already seen it anyway - hehe.