Shit, what to do?

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For one, I have enough money and influence to get out of paying anything to her, and even if I was ordered to pay child support, I would flee to Europe or Mexico.Besides, she is not pregnant, she keeps IMing me and I never respond but she went and apologized last night and didn't know what she was thinking. She does look kind of hot though when I'm drunk and her fucked up teeth and her one tit bigger than the other don't look as bad after a couple high balls. I think I should hang on to this one, if she got some plastic surgery she might resemble Lindsay Lohan.

Amerika jin baka. Honestly, you're like the biggest jerk it's ever been my misfortune to know existed on this kind of planet. No, it's just another loser who has absolutely no respect for women at all. I would say some things to you... but I' m going to regret and I'll let that "spiritual" and "common sense" side of me shine through. The downsides of being a... darn. Why?

Dude if she is pregnant and you are the father. That is your child no matter what, don't take out your hate on the child, it didn't ask to be born. You helped make it, do it some justice and be a dad. Be A Father Man!!!! Throw away your pride and ego an grow up and show some respossiblity.
You know if you just let go of the child, she will raise it to be just like her, and that child will be your child no matter if you are in its life or not. Do you want your child to grow up and be just like her???
I doubt it.

Just think about it, please.

Well he already admitted to be a pathological liar... so why should we believe anything he is saying anyways?

Pffft. I doubt you would like getting pregnant.

I absolutely hate children, I think every fetus should be aborted because I hate kids. I hate how they always smell like shit, I hate the orange cheetoh stains on their faces, I hate how they scream in public, I hate how they ride their little bikes in the street while I'm trying to drive.I'd take responsibility if this was a girl who I liked but I was taken advantage of and practically raped while drunk so it's not my fault.

According to your Might Lose Virginity thread, it sounded like you were planning to become a father with that woman.By the way, you'll be changing a lot of diapers. It's not too early to consider the issue of cloth versus disposable.

You do know you were once a child yourself don't you?

WWhere's the common sense in this world? Where??

His posts are mostly jokes, and people have fun with them. Maybe they should go into the Community Forum.

I'm really flattered that Steve devotes his whole life to me, following and replying to everyone of my posts. Sorry dude but I'm not gay.

I think I luv u. I don't care if your gay.

i totally agree, if we all ignored the waste of space, he might go away...............then again, miracles don't happen really do they sigh

Not everything I say is a waste of space, I feel I've genuinely helped some people on this board and I'm not bullshitting or being sarcastic.Just because a few things I say bothers or offends you doesn't make me a waste of space.

::cough choke spasm die:: De Nial is not only a river in Egypt.Steve I didn't know you were gay. This changes everything.

yeah he's a regular class A pole smoker

I'm not gay. I lust love white lines. No, wait a minute, it's the White Stipes that I love. Sorry, white lines. Then there was Kimba the White Lion...he was a male who sounded like a female.

Oh yeah jackass and like I said before this is cleared up, I didn't get anyone pregnant. Besides even if I did it's not my fault, she raped me.

Last I heard, you were going to commit suicide. well??I haven't been around for a while, but maybe you should reconsider. That's the great thing about internet. If you off'd yourself, we wouldn't notice, or care, and you wouldn't be around to brag about it, because dead people can't type.Is that why you are still not dead? BTW, when someone commits suicide, we gather around the dead body and laugh at their genitals. Some girls even take pictures to show around. I hope you are wearing clean underwear. Skidmarks are funny as hell when you are cleaning up the mess of a dead guy. It's a mood lightener. It deffinitely makes people laugh when they find skidmarks. Don't over do it though. if you crap yourself, noone will laugh, they will just abuse your corpse, for being a pain to clean up.

You are fucking rude

was that meant to be funny?